Oh, honey, let me tell you about this WWE Wyatt Sicks thing. It’s a real mess, I tell ya. These folks, they call ’em The Wyatt Sicks. Sounds like a bunch of folks needin’ a good doctor, if you ask me.
They are going around fightin’ and yellin’. I saw ’em on that TV the other day, yellin’ at some fella named The Miz. And who’s this Karrion Kross? Sounds like a fella with a bad cough, needs some honey and lemon, that one.
These Wyatt Sicks, they were gone for a bit. Like they went to visit their grandma or somethin’. Then they came back and beat up on those American Made fellas. That is not right.
I hear one of them is big and strong, that Strowman fella. He’s a big guy. I saw him lift up a car once. Ain’t that somethin’? He was some kind of champion, a real big shot. He beat some fella named Goldberg for a belt. Must be a fancy belt, everyone fightin’ over it.
Then he lost it to this Fiend fella. Sounds like a scary character, that Fiend. They say he is bad to the bone. This Strowman fella got let go, like he got fired from his job. But then he came back. It’s all so confusin’.
- This WWE, it’s a whole lot of somethin’.
- People yellin’ and fightin’, it’s just like my old rooster, always pickin’ a fight.
- They got these fancy names, Wyatt Sicks, The Miz, Karrion Kross.
- Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me.
Now, they got these little secret messages, like they’re spies or somethin’. They say there’s a message about a serpent in the weeds. Well, I tell ya, you gotta watch out for them snakes. They’ll bite ya if you ain’t careful.
And there is some gal named Abigail, they say is this Bray Wyatt’s sister. Sounds spooky to me, like a ghost story. I always say that you should not play with those ghost stories.
They’re always doin’ somethin’, these Wyatt Sicks. One minute they’re here, next minute they’re gone. Like a bunch of chickens with their heads cut off. No rime, no reason.
- First, they’re fightin’ with The Miz.
- Then, they’re after this Karrion Kross.
- Next thing you know, they’ll be chasin’ after the mailman.
It’s all a big show, that’s what it is. Like a county fair, but with more yellin’ and less pie. And I do love a good pie.
They are saying that The Wyatt Sicks are targetting The Miz and Karrion Kross. That sounds like trouble to me. They should leave those boys alone. They need to find somethin’ better to do with their time, like tendin’ to a garden or bakin’ a cake.
You know, all this fightin’ and carryin’ on, it ain’t good for nobody. They oughta settle down, have a nice cup of tea, and talk things out. That’s what I always say.
This whole WWE Wyatt Sicks thing, it’s just too much for me. I think I’ll go knit somethin’. Somethin’ peaceful and quiet, with no yellin’ or snakes in the weeds. And no secret codes, neither. Just good old-fashioned yarn and needles. That’s the life.
They also said that one of Wyatt Sicks sent a message after the show. What is this message for? I really don’t understand. They really need someone to help them with. Why are they always so angry? They should be happy, like me. I don’t know what they are doing.
