Alright, listen up, y’all. Let me tell ya somethin’ about this WWE Baltimore 2024 thing. It’s a big ol’ wrestlin’ show comin’ to town, and folks are gettin’ all riled up about it.
They call it the “Holiday Tour,” I reckon ’cause it’s around Christmas time. December 28th, they say. At that CFG Bank Arena place. You know, downtown. Heard it’s gonna be a real humdinger.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this wrestlin’ stuff, but my grandson, he loves it. He keeps talkin’ about these fellas… See ’em Punk, and Seth Rollins, and some fella named Gunther. Sounds like a bunch of tough cookies, if you ask me.
- They got this Liv Morgan girl, too. She’s the women’s champ, or somethin’ like that. My grandson says she’s real good. Gonna be fightin’ another girl, IYO SKY, I think he said.
- And then there’s this Sami Zayn fella. He’s gonna be wrestlin’ Bron Breakker. Two out of three falls, they say. Sounds like it’s gonna be a long one.
- And don’t forget about this Wyatt Sicks and Dominik Mysterio, whoever they are. Seems like a whole lotta folks gonna be there.
They say you can get tickets from this Vivid Seats place or SeatGeek. Prices all over the place, from what I hear. Some cheap, some not so cheap. Guess it depends on where you wanna sit. Probably closer you are, the more it costs. That’s how it always is, ain’t it?
This WWE thing, it’s a big deal, I guess. World Wrestling Entertainment, they call it. Sounds fancy. They got a headquarters in Connecticut, somewhere up north. Big company, I reckon.
My grandson, he’s been savin’ his money to get tickets. He’s real excited. Says it’s gonna be the best show ever. I don’t know about all that, but it sounds like fun. Might even go myself, just to see what all the fuss is about. Though I might just fall asleep in the seat.
They say it’s gonna be an “unforgettable evening of pro-wrestling entertainment.” That’s what the advertisements say, anyway. Lots of “superstars” gonna be there. Guess they’re like the movie stars of wrestlin’.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to do on December 28th, and you like watchin’ folks wrestle, then this WWE Baltimore show might be just the ticket. Just be prepared to spend some money, and maybe bring some earplugs. I hear it can get pretty loud.
And if you see me there, don’t be surprised. I’ll be the one in the back, tryin’ to figure out what’s goin’ on. Maybe my grandson can explain it all to me. He seems to know everything about these wrestlers.
Heard you can even watch this WWE stuff on somethin’ called Disney + HotStar. Don’t know what that is, sounds like a fancy TV channel or somethin’. Kids these days with their newfangled gadgets.
Anyhow, that’s all I know about this WWE Live Holiday Tour. It’s comin’ to Baltimore, it’s gonna be loud, and it’s gonna cost you some money. But if you like wrestlin’, I guess it’ll be worth it. Just don’t expect me to understand all them fancy moves. I’m just here for the show, same as everyone else.
So go on, grab your tickets if you want. Have yourself a good time. And don’t forget to cheer for the good guys, whoever they are. That’s what my grandson always tells me to do.
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