That Jordan plant, you know, that thing, it’s a real head-scratcher, ain’t it? People keep asking about them, where to get ’em, how much they cost. Well, let me tell you, it ain’t as easy as pie. You gotta know where to look, that’s for sure. These things, they call ’em Jordan plants, they are every where online!
I hear folks talkin’ ’bout buyin’ these things online. Seems like the easiest way, they say. Just click a few buttons and bam, there’s your plant. But is it really that simple? I don’t know, I ain’t no expert on these fancy computers. But I do know one thing, if you are gonna buy something, you better make sure you are getting it from someone who knows what they’re doin’.
There’s this place called, uh, “desertcart,” I think? They say it’s the best place to buy these Jordan plants online. They got a whole bunch of ’em, all different kinds. Sounds fancy, huh? But is it really the best? I’ve heard some folks say they had good luck there, others, not so much. It’s like a roll of the dice, I reckon. Gotta make sure you’re getting the good stuff. Check the photos. Make sure you know what you are gettin’.
Then there’s this other place, “Joi,” they call it. Sounds like a happy name, don’t it? They say they’ll get your plant to you the same day. That’s mighty fast, if you ask me. But, can you trust ’em? I mean, how do you know they ain’t just gonna drop it off and run? You gotta be careful with these things. A plant is a livin’ thing, you know. It needs to be taken care of.
- Golden pothos
- Animated oat
- Common coleus
- Sweet basil
- Florist kalanchoe
Someone told me that if you don’t have a plant store nearby, you are better off buying them online. But I still like to see and feel what I am gettin’ before I buy it. How do you know what you are gettin’ when you buy it online? It is a hit or miss, I tell ya.
Now, there’s some talk about this place called “Bloomz of Heaven.” Sounds mighty nice, don’t it? They say it’s got the biggest selection of indoor Jordan plants in the city. Biggest, huh? That’s a bold claim. But, maybe it’s true. I ain’t been there myself, but I’ve heard folks say good things about it. They got all sorts of plants, they say. Big ones, small ones, you name it.
And then there’s this other place, “Ard Ward.” They got indoor and outdoor plants, they say. That’s good, I guess. Gives you more options. But, is it the best? Who knows? It’s all a matter of opinion, I reckon. You gotta do your own research, see what works best for you. It ain’t easy, I tell ya. Findin’ the right plant is like findin’ a needle in a haystack.
These Jordan plants, they come in all shapes and sizes, I guess. Some are big, some are small. Some have flowers, some don’t. They say there are a bunch of different kinds. Like I mentioned, they got these “Golden pothos” and “Animated oat.” Sounds kinda funny, don’t it? “Animated oat.” Like it’s gonna jump up and dance or somethin’. Then there’s “Common coleus” and “Sweet basil.” Now, basil, I know that one. That’s good for cookin’. But what about the others? What do you do with ’em? Just look at ’em?
They say you can find all these plants in Jordan. Well, that’s good to know, I guess. But where exactly? That’s the question. You can’t just walk into any old store and expect to find ’em, can you? You gotta know where to look. And even then, you gotta make sure you’re gettin’ a good one. A healthy one. One that’s gonna last.
And then there’s the price. How much do these things cost, anyway? I’ve heard all sorts of numbers. Some say they’re cheap, others say they’re expensive. It all depends, I guess. On the type of plant, the size, where you get it from. It’s a real mess, I tell ya. You gotta shop around, compare prices. Don’t just jump at the first thing you see.
This one store, they say you can go to their “Showroom.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ out of a movie. They say it’s in the “7th Circle” of Amman. What’s a “7th Circle”? Sounds like somethin’ important. Maybe that’s where all the best plants are. I don’t know. I ain’t never been to Amman. But, if you’re there, maybe you can check it out. See what all the fuss is about.
They even have plants that you can send as gifts. Imagine that! If you are looking to send some plants to your friends or family, you can also find a good deal online. Same day delivery too! But again, how do you know they will deliver? What if they just take your money and run? You just gotta be careful these days.
But, at the end of the day, you want a Jordan plant, you gotta do what you gotta do, right? It ain’t easy. This Jordan plant thing is tough. But if you want it, you just need to keep looking. That’s all there is to it. Keep your eyes open. And be careful who you trust. That is my advice to you.
