Alright, so you wanna know about them pars at the Masters, huh? That golf thingy they had in 2023. Well, let me tell ya, it’s a whole bunch of ’em. I ain’t no fancy golf expert or nothin’, but I heard folks talkin’ and I can try to make sense of it for ya.
So, they say there were like, 93 fellas playin’ golf there. And over the whole week, they made somethin’ like 3029 pars. Yep, 3029 pars. That’s a whole heap of ’em if you ask me. Sounds like a lot of pokin’ the ball around and not gettin’ it in the hole too fast, you know? They call that “par” I guess.
- First day, them golfers, they made 916 pars. That’s like, 10 pars for each fella on average.
- Second day, they made a bit less, 904 pars. Still a whole lot if you ask me. That’s like, 10 pars for each fella again, a little less maybe.
Now, I ain’t sure how many pars they made on the other days, Saturday and Sunday. They don’t say it clear, them golf folks like to make things complicated. But they do say the total was 3029. That’s a big number. Bigger than the number of chickens I got, that’s for sure!
They also talk about birdies, them little bird thingies… oh wait, no, that’s somethin’ else in golf. They say there were 880 birdies made. More than last year, they say. But we’re talkin’ about pars here, so let’s stick to that.
Them fellas, they play four days at this Masters thing. And seems like there’s a bunch of holes they gotta poke the ball through. I hear they got somethin’ called “making the cut”. Sounds like some kinda butcherin’ thing, but I guess it means they get to keep playin’ if they do good enough. This year, 54 fellas made the cut. That’s outta 88 that started. So some of them went home early, I reckon.
Now, I heard someone mumblin’ about 5,004 possible pars. What’s that supposed to mean? Well, I guess if everyone played perfect and parred every hole that would be it. But nobody’s perfect, not even them fancy golfers. So they made 3029 pars instead. That’s still a lot of pokin’ at the ball, like I said before.
They keep track of all sorts of things, them golf people. Strokes gained, historical leaderboards, all kinds of fancy stuff. Me? I just care about gettin’ my work done and feedin’ my chickens. But this golf thing, it seems important to some folks. So, there you have it, 3029 pars at the 2023 Masters. That’s a whole lotta pars, and that’s all there is to it. If you want more details, go ask them golf fellas. They probably got charts and graphs and all sorts of things. Me, I got chores to do. 3029 pars, that’s the number you want.
They say the average score last year was 73.52, whatever that means. Sounds like a lot of hits to me. But I guess that’s golf for ya. Hit the ball, find the ball, hit it again, and so on, until you get it in that little hole. And sometimes, you just get a par. And in 2023, they did that 3029 times. That’s a mighty big number, I tell ya. A mighty big number indeed.
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