Alright, let’s yak about this Roman Reigns fella. Folks keep jabberin’ ’bout him, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know? Don’t know much ’bout wrestlin’, but I hear he’s a big deal, a real top star, been around for donkey’s years, maybe ten or somethin’. Heard tell he was a bad guy for a spell, a villainous character they call it, but folks liked it, surprisingly.
Now, they sayin’ he’s gonna be on some show, a big one, I reckon. Big names, they say. John Cena, that fella I seen on TV once, and some girl, Bianca Belair, and Cody Rhodes. Sounds like a whole heap of people gonna be there. They callin’ it WWE Raw and it’s gonna be on that Netflix thingamajig, whatever that is. My grandkids are always yappin’ about it.
- They’re sayin’ it’s gonna be a big show.
- Lots of famous wrestlers gonna be there.
- Even that Roman Reigns fella.
This here Roman fella, he was in some kinda fight with his own kin, Jimmy and Jey Uso, I think their names were. They call ’em the Bloodline, which sounds kinda spooky if ya ask me. They was fightin’ somebody else, a new Bloodline they say. Sounds like a whole lotta family drama to me. They had some problems before, but then they fixed it up and fought together. Landsakes, families, always somethin’ goin’ on.
Folks was talkin’ ’bout how long this Roman fella’s gonna keep wrestlin’. Future at this stage of his career, they call it. Guess he ain’t getting’ any younger, even if he looks strong as an ox. He was holdin’ two belts at once, the WWE Championship and the Universal Championship. Sounded important, like winnin’ two blue ribbons at the county fair, but for wrestlin’. I tell ya, he must be somethin’ special.
So, what’s all the fuss about? Well, I guess he’s a big shot in this wrestlin’ world. People like watchin’ him, whether he’s a good guy or a bad guy. And this show comin’ up, sounds like it’s gonna be a doozy. All these big names, and it’s on that Netflix thing, which the young’uns are always glued to. Makes me wonder if I should tune in, see what all the fuss is about.
They’re plannin’ somethin’ for January 6th, they are. Looking ahead to Jan. 6, they said. That’s when this WWE Raw thing starts on that Netflix. I reckon that’s why everyone’s talkin’ ’bout it. It’s like when the new Sears catalog come out, everyone wanted to get their hands on it. Only this time, it’s on that there TV screen. I still prefer lookin’ at pictures, but times are changin’, I s’pose.
And this Sports Illustrated fella, he was talkin’ to Roman, askin’ him ’bout his plans. While speaking to Sports Illustrated, they said. Sounded like a serious conversation, not just gossip. They was talkin’ ’bout his wrestling future. Guess even tough guys like Roman gotta think about what’s next. It’s like when you’re plantin’ corn, ya gotta think about the harvest, not just the seedin’.
Anyways, that’s what I’ve heard about this Roman Reigns fella. Big star, lots of fights, lots of talk. Guess I’ll see if my grandkids can show me how to work that Netflix thing, maybe I’ll watch him myself. Or maybe I’ll just stick to my stories, they’re a whole lot less complicated. But one thing’s for sure, this Roman Reigns, he’s got folks talkin’, and that’s gotta mean somethin’ in this world, right?
Heard somethin’ ’bout Bleacher Report too, they keepin’ up with all this wrestlin’ news. Bleacher Report catches you up on the latest news from the WWE Universe, they say. It’s like the town gossip, only bigger, spreadin’ all over the place. They’re the ones sayin’ Roman’s talkin’ about his wrestlin’ future too. Seems like everyone’s wonderin’ what he’s gonna do next. Well, I guess we’ll all just have to wait and see, won’t we?
And this Crown Jewel thing, that was another fight, I think. At WWE Crown Jewel 2024, it happened. Sounded fancy, like somethin’ royalty would watch. That’s where Roman teamed up with his kin again, the Bloodline fellas. They fought somebody, I don’t recall who. Just a bunch of grown men grapplin’ around, if you ask me. But folks seem to like it, so who am I to judge?
So there you have it. Everything I know about this Roman Reigns fella. He’s a wrestler, a famous one, and he’s gonna be on TV. That’s about the size of it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They’re a whole lot less trouble than these wrestlin’ folks, that’s for sure. And they don’t keep changing their minds ‘bout being good or bad all the time. Just good eggs is all I need.
