Party Sports

Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this football stuff, the NFL, you know? Them fellas running around, hitting each other. It’s a whole lotta rules, more than my grandma...

Alright, alright, let’s gab a bit about these two young’uns, Buddy Murphy and Rhea Ripley. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout ’em, seems like quite the pair, ya know? Like them lovebirds...

Alright, let’s talk about these MTG time counters, ya know? I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, but I’ve seen my fair share of these things and I’ll tell ya...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, John Daly. He ain’t no fancy pants, that’s for sure. He’s just a regular guy who hits the ball a country mile....

Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Brutus the Barber Beefcake. Don’t know why they call him that, sounds kinda silly if ya ask me, but hey, that’s...