Alright, let’s talk about this Neisha Croyle, eh? Folks keep jabberin’ ’bout her, so I figured I’d chime in. Don’t rightly know why she’s so special, but here’s what I gathered from listenin’ to the TV and readin’ the papers – well, lookin’ at the pictures mostly, ha!
So, Neisha, she’s hitched to that baseball fella, Jos Bautista. You know, the one that used to swing that bat for the Toronto Blue Jays? Yeah, him. Big fella, hits the ball real far. They say Neisha’s from Toronto too, born and raised. Guess they met up when he was playin’ there. Toronto, that’s a big city, ain’t it? Probably got more folks there than we got chickens on this farm!
Now, they got married a while back, in 2017, they say. November, it was. Guess it was gettin’ cold then, like it does here. Probably had a big fancy weddin’, the kind with all the fixin’s. Me, I just had a small thing down at the church, but hey, to each their own, right? Folks say Neisha’s a “celebrity wife.” Don’t rightly know what that means. She ain’t swingin’ no bat, is she? But I guess bein’ married to that Bautista fella makes you somethin’ special in some folks’ eyes.
They also call her a “model.” Now, that’s somethin’ I can kinda understand. Seen them pictures in the magazines at the store. Pretty lady, gotta say. All dressed up and smilin’. Reminds me of them city gals that come visitin’ in the summer – all dolled up and lookin’ like they never seen a day of hard work. But hey, good for her. If she can make a livin’ sittin’ pretty, more power to her. I ain’t complainin’ none. Lord knows, my hands are rough from workin’ the land.
I heard tell they might have some young’uns, but I can’t say for sure. Kids are a blessin’, that’s what I always say. But they’re a handful too, goodness gracious! Runnin’ around, makin’ a mess. But then again, what’s life without a little mess, eh?
- So, what do we know ’bout Neisha for sure?
- She’s married to Jos Bautista, the baseball player.
- She’s from Toronto.
- They got hitched in 2017.
- She’s considered a “celebrity wife” and a “model.”
That’s about it, far as I can tell. Rest is just gossip, you know how folks are. Like to talk, like to make things bigger’n they are. Me? I just stick to what I know. And what I know is this: Neisha’s a woman, married to a fella who used to hit baseballs real good. She seems nice enough in them pictures, and that’s good enough for me.
Folks keep searchin’ for her, I hear. On that there “inter-net” thing. Always lookin’ for somethin’, aren’t they? Well, I hope they find what they’re lookin’ for. Me, I’m just gonna go make some supper. Got a pot of beans simmerin’ on the stove, and the cornbread’s almost ready. That’s what matters to me – good food and a warm place to sleep. The rest, well, it’s just noise, ain’t it?
But I guess it’s good to know a little somethin’ ’bout these city folks. Keeps you from feelin’ too out of touch. So, Neisha Croyle, huh? Good for her. Hope she’s happy, that’s all I gotta say. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them beans.
And that Jos fella, he ain’t playin’ baseball no more, is he? Heard somethin’ ‘bout him retirin’. Well, everyone gets old, I guess. Can’t swing that bat forever. Just like I can’t be out in the fields forever. Time catches up to us all, that’s for sure. But it sounds like Neisha and Jos are doin’ alright. Got their life all figured out, seems like. Good for them, I say. Good for them.
And that’s all I got to say about Neisha Croyle. Not much, I know, but it’s honest. Just a plain woman, talkin’ about a woman who seems… well, not so plain. But that’s the world for you, ain’t it? Full of all kinds.
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