Alright, let’s gab a bit about this Kristen Harabedian, whoever she is. Sounds like a fancy name, not one of us plain folks, that’s for sure. Heard tell of her here and there, bits and pieces, like a broken radio playing on a windy day. Gotta piece it all together, I reckon.
Who is this Kristen Harabedian anyway? Now, don’t rightly know her from Adam, but the name keeps poppin’ up like weeds after a good rain. Seems she’s been in some shows, maybe plays or somethin’. Not the kind we put on at the town hall, mind you. Them big-city productions, where they got fancy lights and all that jazz. Heard they got folks flyin’ around on wires, can you imagine? Makes my old bones ache just thinkin’ about it.
Seen somethin’ about her and some awards? Yeah, some kinda shin-dig they call the “SAG Awards”. Fancy folks givin’ each other shiny statues. Not like the blue ribbons we give out at the county fair for the best pie. This SAG thing, they’re havin’ it in 2025, February 23rd to be exact. Don’t know why they gotta wait so long, seems like a waste of good time to me. But then again, what do I know? I’m just a simple woman, tryin’ to make sense of it all. Probably gonna be a whole lot of fuss and feathers, them city folk sure do like to put on a show.
- Heard she’s mixed up with some folks named Kayvan Novak and Kristen Schaal. Sounds like a bunch of tongue twisters to me. Somethin’ about shadows and bats? Don’t make no sense. Maybe it’s one of them spooky stories, like the ones my grandpappy used to tell around the campfire. Gave me the shivers then, still do now if I think about it too hard.
- And somethin’ else, somethin’ about hockey? Now, that’s somethin’ I can get behind! Love a good hockey game, though I don’t rightly understand all them rules. Seems they ain’t havin’ an All-Star game this year. Instead, they’re doin’ some “4 Nations Face-Off”. Sounds like a good ol’ dust-up, though I bet it ain’t as rough as the hockey games I remember from back in the day. Them boys were tough as nails, not like these fancy fellas nowadays.
Now, there’s this weird thing about Kristen Wiig smokin’. Pictures and videos, they say. Don’t know what that’s got to do with anything, but folks are talkin’ about it. Seems like folks will talk about anything these days. Back in my day, you minded your own business and kept your nose clean. But now, everyone’s got a camera and they’re always snappin’ pictures and whatnot. Can’t a body even scratch their nose without someone puttin’ it on the internet.
And get this, Kristen somebody else, Kuuba this time, is gonna be playin’ somethin’ called shuttle. Sounds like hard work to me. This Kuuba woman’s gonna be up against some other gal named PV Sindhu. They’re gonna be battlin’ it out in somethin’ called the “Paris Olympics”. Don’t know what that is neither, but it sounds important. Heard tell of them Olympics, though. All them countries gettin’ together and competin’. Always thought that was a good thing, folks comin’ together instead of fightin’. This match is gonna be on July 31st, a Wednesday. Gotta mark that on my calendar, right next to my appointment at the doctor.
So, puttin’ it all together, seems like this Kristen Harabedian is in the thick of things. Movies, awards, maybe even hockey somehow. She’s a busy bee, that’s for sure. Don’t rightly know if she’s any good at any of it, but folks are talkin’ about her, so she must be somethin’. Makes you think, don’t it? All these folks runnin’ around doin’ all these things. And here I am, just sittin’ on my porch, watchin’ the world go by. But that’s alright, I reckon. Someone’s gotta keep an eye on things, make sure the world don’t go completely haywire. And who knows, maybe one of these days, I’ll even figure out who this Kristen Harabedian really is.
Anyways, that’s all I got on this Kristen Harabedian. Might not be much, but it’s all I could piece together from the chatter I’ve heard. If you hear anything else, you come on by and tell me, ya hear? Always happy to swap stories and a cup of coffee.
