Alright, let’s talk about John Cena and his brothers, you know, the wrestling fella. Folks keep askin’ about ’em, so I figured I’d spill the beans, or whatever the youngins say these days.
John Cena himself, well, he’s the famous one. Born in West Newbury, Massachusetts, on April 23, 1977. His mama, Carol, and daddy, John Joseph Cena, they had a whole bunch of boys, a real handful, I reckon. Now, John, he went off and became this big-time wrestler and actor. Good for him, I say, makin’ somethin’ of himself.
First up, there’s Stephen Cena, the oldest, born way back in 1974, September 29th to be exact. He’s kinda artsy, you know? Works with puppets and acts on stage, even does voices. He and John, they used to do that bodybuildin’ thing together. Guess muscles run in the family, huh?
Then comes Daniel Cena, born in 1978, October 3rd. He’s the one who went the straight and narrow path, became a cop in West Newbury when he was just a young fella. Went to school at Pentucket and then learned all about law enforcement at UMass- Lowell. Smart cookie, that one.
Then we got Matthew Cena, or Matt, as folks call him. Born in 1980, October 28th. He’s kinda like John, you know, into the bodybuildin’ too, at least he was. Now, he’s workin’ with cars, somethin’ about bein’ a vehicle service director. He’s pretty well-known too, ’cause of John bein’ famous and all.
- Stephen Cena – Born September 29, 1974, the artistic one, into puppets and acting.
- John Cena – Born April 23, 1977, the famous wrestler and actor.
- Daniel Cena – Born October 3, 1978, the cop, the law-abiding one.
- Matthew Cena – Born October 28, 1980, the car guy, used to be into bodybuilding.
- Sean Cena – Born 1983, the quiet one, nobody really knows much about him.
And last but not least, there’s Sean Cena, the baby of the bunch, born in 1983. He’s a quiet one, that Sean. Nobody really knows much about him, keeps to himself, I guess. Some folks say he was born on April 23rd, same as John, but I heard it was just 1983. Anyways, he ain’t out there in the spotlight like his brothers. Maybe he likes it that way, not everyone wants to be famous, you know?
So there ya have it, John Cena’s brothers. A whole mix of ’em, ain’t they? One’s a wrestler, one’s a cop, one’s into arts, one’s workin’ with cars, and one’s just keepin’ to himself. Families are like that, I reckon, all sorts of folks mixed together. Just like a good stew, gotta have all different ingredients to make it taste right.
Now, some folks might get all confused about the birth dates and such, but I tried to set it all straight for ya. It ain’t always easy keepin’ track of these things, especially with so many youngins running around. But that’s the gist of it, John Cena and his brothers. A regular bunch, just like any other family, I’d say, even if one of ’em happens to be a famous wrestler.
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