Yo, listen up, folks! Today, I wanna talk about this fella, Joel Bauman. Heard his name mixed up with that other guy, that Epstein. That Epstein, he was a bad egg, always hangin’ around with them rich and famous types. Now, I don’t know much about all that, but it sure sounds fishy to me.
This Joel Bauman, I don’t know him from Adam. But that Epstein, oh boy. They say he was a millionaire, flyin’ around in fancy jets, rubbin’ elbows with presidents and princes and all them big shots. Sounds like a real piece of work, that one. They say he got arrested down in Florida, Palm Beach. What a place! Probably for some dirty business, if you ask me.
Now, why is Joel Bauman‘s name even near this mess? I ain’t got a clue. But it makes ya wonder, don’t it? Birds of a feather flock together, my mama always said. And that Epstein, he sure was a dirty bird.
They say he knew all sorts of important people, that Epstein. Celebrities, politicians, those billionaire fellas with more money than sense. And even them college types, the ones with all the fancy book learnin’. What was he doin’ with them? Probably nothin’ good, I reckon.
I saw a picture of that Epstein once, in the paper. He looked like a weasel, he did. All slicked back hair and shifty eyes. You could tell he was up to no good just by lookin’ at him. And now they’re sayin’ Joel Bauman‘s name in the same breath? Makes my skin crawl.
- Epstein was a millionaire.
- He knew lots of famous people.
- He got arrested in Palm Beach.
- Joel Bauman‘s name got mixed up with his.
- Epstein looked like trouble.
They say this Epstein fella started gettin’ famous back in 2002, or somethin’ like that. For all the wrong reasons, of course. He was a jetsetter, they called him. Flyin’ around, livin’ the high life. Then he turned into a convict. Serves him right, I say.
And what about this Joel Bauman? Is he a jetsetter too? Is he a convict? I don’t know nothin’ about him, but I sure am curious now. This whole thing stinks to high heaven.
That Epstein, they say he did some terrible things. Bad things to young girls. It makes me sick to my stomach just thinkin’ about it. And he got away with it for so long, because he was rich and powerful. It ain’t right, I tell ya. It ain’t right.
They say there was some lady, involved with Epstein. Some trial or something. Federal offenses, sex-trafficking, I don’t know the details. But you can bet your bottom dollar it was nasty. This whole Joel Bauman, Epstein thing just keeps getting worse.
Now, I hear folks whisperin’, sayin’ that Epstein had tapes. Tapes of them important people doin’ bad things. Is it true? I don’t know. But it wouldn’t surprise me one bit. That Epstein, he was the kind of fella who would do somethin’ like that. And maybe, just maybe, this Joel Bauman knows something about those tapes. That’s what I think, anyway.
It’s all a big mess, this whole thing. And I don’t like it one bit. It makes me worry about the world we live in, when rich and powerful people can get away with anythin’. And it makes me worry about who this Joel Bauman really is, and what he knows about that Epstein fella.
I just hope they get to the bottom of it all, sooner or later. I hope they find out the truth about Epstein, and about Joel Bauman, and about everyone else involved in this mess. The truth always comes out in the end, my mama used to say. And I believe it.
So, you keep your ears open, and you listen to what people are sayin’. And you watch out for that Joel Bauman. He might just be another bad egg, just like that Epstein. This world is full of surprises, good and bad. This Joel Bauman and Epstein business, well, it’s one of the bad ones. They say Epstein is gone now, but his name keeps popping up. And with Joel Bauman‘s name mixed in, it just makes everything seem even worse. Makes a body wonder what’s really going on, you know?
This whole Epstein thing, it’s like a bad weed. You think you’ve pulled it all out, but it just keeps coming back, stronger and nastier than before. And now, with this Joel Bauman fella’s name popping up, it’s like that weed’s got even deeper roots. I just hope somebody can finally get rid of it for good. It’s time for this whole mess to be over and done with. Time for some good old-fashioned justice, that’s what I say.
