Alright, so listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this here drink, this “Prime Hydration.” Seems like everyone’s talkin’ ’bout it, specially since that big fella, Aaron Judge, started drinkin’ it. You know, the one who hits them baseballs real far.
Now, they say this drink is for “hydration,” whatever that fancy word means. I guess it means it keeps ya from gettin’ all dried up like an old prune. And they got all sorts of flavors, too. Cherry, they say, that’s the one Aaron Judge likes. It’s white, the bottle and the drink both. Comes out June 27th, or so they told me.
This drink, it’s a “special edition,” they call it. Seems like they teamed up with that baseball fella, Aaron Judge. Big fella, hits them balls a mile. He says he’s been drinkin’ it since it first came out. Says it helps him when he’s all tired out from runnin’ around that baseball field.
They got other flavors too, not just cherry. Lemon-Lime, Tropical Punch, Strawberry Banana, Strawberry Watermelon, Orange, Cherry Freeze, Blue Raspberry, Grape, Glowberry, Metamoon, and Ice Pop. That’s a whole lotta flavors, more than I got chickens in my coop! Makes ya wonder what all they put in there.
- Lemon-Lime
- Tropical Punch
- Strawberry Banana
- Strawberry Watermelon
- Orange
- Cherry Freeze
- Blue Raspberry
- Grape
- Glowberry
- Metamoon
- Ice Pop
Now, this Prime drink, it ain’t just for them fancy athletes. They say it’s for everyone. For folks who work hard, for folks who sweat a lot. I reckon that includes me, what with all the gardenin’ and chores I do. But I ain’t payin’ no crazy prices for it. Some folks try to sell ya the fake stuff, ya know. Gotta watch out for them scammers.
I heard tell there’s a way to spot the fakes. The real bottles, they got five little bumps on ’em, not three. And they say 473ml, not 472ml. Little things, but they matter, I guess. Don’t want to be drinkin’ some swill made in somebody’s bathtub.
This here Prime drink was made by them YouTube fellas, Logan Paul and KSI. Don’t know much about them, but they sure got a lot of folks followin’ ’em. Guess that’s why this drink is so popular. Everyone wants what them famous folks got.
Aaron Judge, he’s a big deal, ya know. Captain of the New York Yankees. That’s a fancy baseball team, if you didn’t know. So, if he’s drinkin’ this Prime stuff, I guess it must be alright. Or maybe he’s just gettin’ paid a whole lotta money to say he likes it. That’s how things work these days, I reckon.
Anyways, that’s the gist of it. Prime Hydration, Aaron Judge’s drink. Keeps ya from gettin’ thirsty, they say. Comes in all sorts of flavors. Just watch out for them fakes, and don’t go spendin’ your life savings on it. It’s just a drink, after all.
They say it’s got them “premium ingredients” for “scientifically formulated” hydration. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old woman who drinks water from the well. But if it keeps that Aaron Judge fella hittin’ them home runs, maybe there’s somethin’ to it. Who knows?
And remember, they got all sorts of flavors, so you can pick the one you like best. Me? I’d probably stick with somethin’ simple, like that cherry one. Or maybe that lemon-lime. Nothin’ too fancy for me. I just hope it don’t taste like them sugary drinks the kids are always guzzlin’.
So there you have it, the lowdown on that Prime Hydration drink. Now, go on and do somethin’ useful. Don’t spend all day readin’ about what some baseball player drinks. There’s work to be done!
By the way, I almost forgot, this stuff has calories in it, but I don’t know how many. If you are worried about that sort of thing, you should go look it up. I don’t pay no mind to them calories. I eat what I want, when I want. That’s the secret to a long life, you know.
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