You know what? This Catalina Garcia, she’s one tough cookie in the wrestling ring. I seen her on the TV, throwing people around like they’re rag dolls. She’s a wrestler, that’s for sure. They call her Catalina Garcia, but some folks also know her as Katrina Cortez. Or Jessy. Or just Catalina. Or La Catalina. She got more names than a cat’s got lives.
She’s been wrestling for a long time, I reckon. Since 2015 at least, that’s what them internet folks say. Catalina Garcia wrestling, that’s what they type in to find her. She’s from Chile, that’s a place far away. They call her a “luchadora,” that’s a fancy word for a lady wrestler, I guess. She wrestles in a place called Big Lucha. That’s probably where she learned all them fancy moves.
She’s Strong, That Catalina!
This Catalina, she’s not one of them little girls you see on TV sometimes. No sir. She’s got some meat on her bones. And she ain’t afraid to use it. She tosses them other wrestlers around like they’re nothin’. I seen her pick a girl up and slam her down so hard, I thought the TV was gonna break!
She’s got all these different names, like I said. Katrina Cortez, that’s another one. Sounds like a storm, don’t it? And she wrestles like one, too! She comes in there, all fierce and loud, and next thing you know, everyone else is on the floor.
- Catalina
- Katrina Cortez
- Jessy
- La Catalina
- Catalina Garcia
I don’t know how old she is, but she ain’t no spring chicken. But she ain’t old like me, neither. She’s right in that sweet spot, you know? Strong and fast, and knows what she’s doin’. You can tell she’s been wrestling for a while. She’s a real pro at it. I mean she is in WWE after all, they say that’s the top place you can go as a wrestler.
She’s Got Fans All Over
Folks love to watch her wrestle. They cheer and holler when she comes out. And when she wins, they go crazy! She’s got fans all over the world, I bet. Even in that Chile place where she’s from. They probably watch her on their TVs, just like I do.
I seen some folks talkin’ about her on that internet thing. They got these websites where you can look up all the wrestlers. They got all these numbers and things, who she wrestled, and if she won or lost. It’s all very complicated, if you ask me. I just like to watch the matches. All those stats ain’t for me.
This one website, it’s called the “Internet Wrestling Database,” I think. They got a whole page just for Catalina Garcia. They got all her names listed there, too. Katrina Cortez, Jessy, La Catalina, all of ’em. They even got pictures of her, all dressed up in her wrestling outfit.
She’s a Real Firecracker
They say she’s a “Diva.” I don’t know what that means exactly, but it sounds important. Maybe it means she’s the best of the best. Or maybe it just means she’s a lady. I don’t know. But I like it. She’s a real firecracker, that Catalina Garcia wrestling in the ring. She puts on a good show, that’s for sure.
I seen some folks sayin’ she’s their favorite wrestler. They say they love how she moves, how she fights. They say she’s got “charisma.” That’s another one of them fancy words. I think it means she’s got that “it” factor, you know? She just draws you in. You can’t help but watch her.
She ain’t just a pretty face, neither. She’s tough as nails. I seen her take some hard hits and keep on going. She don’t give up easy. That’s what I like about her. She’s a fighter. A real wrestler.
So if you ever see Catalina Garcia wrestling on the TV, you better watch. You’re in for a treat. She’s somethin’ else, that one. A real force of nature. A Chilean storm. A diva. Whatever you wanna call her, she’s one of the best. I like to call her La Catalina, sounds strong you know?
She’s Got Moves!
I don’t know all the names of them moves she does. Some of ’em look real complicated. She flips and she spins and she jumps off the ropes. I don’t know how she don’t get dizzy! But she does it all with such grace, you know? It’s like watching a dance, almost. A very violent dance.
She is one tough cookie that Catalina. I wouldn’t want to get in the ring with her, that’s for sure. I’d probably end up in the hospital! But I sure do enjoy watching her wrestle. She’s a real entertainer. I hope she keeps on wrestling for a long time. I’d miss her if she didn’t. She’s one of my favorites, you know? Right up there with the big names.
