Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Hulk Hogan fella. They say he’s a big ol’ wrestler, like those fellas you see on the TV, all muscles and yelling. Folks keep askin’, “how tall is that Hulk Hogan?” I heard all sorts of things, you know? Some say he’s taller than a corn stalk, others say he’s just a regular-sized fella puffed up like a toad.
Now, from what I gather, this Hulk Hogan, his real name is Terry somethin’ or other, Bollea, I think. Sounds like a fancy name for a fella who spends his time wrestlin’ in his underwear, if you ask me. But that ain’t none of my business. They say he’s from a place called Augusta, Georgia. Down south, I reckon. Hot and sticky like a summer day.
This here Hulk Hogan, they say he’s a retired wrestler now. Means he ain’t wrestlin’ no more, I guess. Too old, maybe? Or maybe he just got tired of gettin’ thrown around like a sack of potatoes. He was real popular back in the eighties, they say. Folks would gather ’round the TV, cheerin’ and hollerin’ like they was at a barn raisin’. He won all sorts of championships, belts and such. Must’ve had a whole closet full of ’em.
Now, about his height, that’s what everyone wants to know, right? I heard tell he’s around 6 foot 4 inches. That’s a mighty tall fella, let me tell ya. Taller than my Jedediah, and Jedediah was the tallest fella in our county. Some folks even say he was 6 foot 7 inches back in the day. Maybe he shrunk a bit as he got older? Happens to the best of us, I reckon. Imagine seein’ a man that big walkin’ down the street! You’d think he was a giant, for sure.
- They say he weighed almost 300 pounds! That’s more than two of me!
- And his arms, they say his biceps were 24 inches around. Bigger than my head, I bet!
- He was strong as an ox, that’s for sure.
But you know, they also say he was on TV, not just wrestlin’, but actin’ too. Played in a movie called “No Holds Barred.” I ain’t never seen it, but I heard it was about wrestlin’, what else? He was also on somethin’ called “The Incredible Hulk” show. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds like somethin’ my grandkids would watch. They’re always watchin’ those superhero shows, all about flyin’ around and fightin’ bad guys. Maybe this Hulk Hogan fella was like a superhero too, in his own way, I guess.
So, to sum it all up, this Hulk Hogan fella was a big, strong wrestler. How tall? Well, most folks agree he’s around 6 foot 4 inches, maybe even taller back in his wrestlin’ days. He was a popular fella, won a lot of championships, and even did some actin’ on the side. Now, I ain’t no expert on wrestlin’ or nothin’, but that’s what I’ve heard tell about this Hulk Hogan. Seems like he was quite the character, that’s for sure. A big, loud, and strong fella who entertained folks for years. Now he’s retired, I reckon, probably sittin’ on his porch, sippin’ iced tea, and tellin’ stories about the good old days, just like me. Only his stories are about wrestlin’ and mine are about raisin’ chickens and crops.
But I tell you what, even if he is retired and old and shrunk a bit, he is still taller than most fellas. And them muscles might be softer now, but they were somethin’ special back in his day.
And that’s all I know about Hulk Hogan’s height.
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