Well, you little rascals, you always on them phones and playin’ them games. Now, this thing called HSR, Honkai Star Rail, you all play it, right? I hear talk about it all the time. This old lady don’t understand it much, but I know you young’uns are always waitin’ for the new stuff. This HSR update countdown, it’s a big deal, huh?
My grandbaby, he’s always goin’ on about this HSR update. Says it’s comin’ soon. He’s countin’ down the days, like a chicken waitin’ for feed. This HSR update countdown is driving him crazy! He don’t talk about much else. He keeps sayin’, “Grandma, the HSR update is almost here!” I just nod and smile. Bless his heart.
He told me this HSR update got new characters. What are those? Some new people in the game? He’s always after them new characters. This new HSR update, they say it comes on December 26th. That is what I heard. December 26th, remember that. It is the time when you can play Honkai Star Rail 1.6. Don’t forget!
Now, he showed me somethin’ called “pre-download.” Says you can get the stuff for the HSR update early. That way, when the day comes, you can play right away. Smart, huh? That way, you don’t have to wait as long for the HSR update countdown to end. Makes sense to this old lady, even if I don’t play the darn thing. This pre-download for the Honkai Star Rail update is important, he said.
He said you gotta open the game, this HSR thing, and there’s a button. “Resource Pre-Download,” it says. You tap it, and it starts gettin’ the stuff ready. He showed me on his phone. Lots of lights and colors. Looks complicated to me, but he knows what he’s doin’. This “Resource Pre-Download” button for the HSR update, remember that.
- Open that HSR game.
- Look for “Resource Pre-Download.”
- Tap that button.
- Then you are ready for the HSR update.
He also mentioned something called Version 2.7. Version 2.7 of what? HSR update? That is what I thought. That is another HSR update, right? He keeps sayin’ HSR update this and HSR update that. I can barely keep up! He told me the pre-download for Version 2.7 is now available. So remember to pre-download Version 2.7 as well. It is coming.
Then my grandbaby talked about this place, “Amphoreus.” Says it’s a new world in this HSR. New places to go, new things to do. Sounds like a lot of work to me. I’d rather just sit here and watch my soaps. But these kids, they love explorin’ these new worlds. He said this Amphoreus is coming in the next HSR update. Next HSR update is which? I don’t know. He just keeps talking about HSR update.
He says there are gonna be new stories in this HSR update too. Stories about these characters and this Amphoreus place. He loves them stories. Gets all excited tellin’ me about ’em, even though I don’t understand half of it. It’s all about this HSR update countdown. He is counting down the days. The new HSR update will have new stories. He is excited.
He says these new characters in the HSR update, they’re powerful. They can do all sorts of fancy things. He showed me some pictures. Colorful outfits, big weapons. Looks like a lot of trouble to me. I don’t know how they remember all those characters. There are so many characters in the HSR update. But these young folks, they like that kind of thing. It is their hobby.
This HSR update countdown, it’s a big deal for them young’uns. They’re all excited. My grandbaby, he can’t wait. He’s gonna be playin’ that game all day when the HSR update comes. I am also happy for him. He loves this game. It keeps him busy. It is good.
Anyways, you young’uns have fun with your HSR update. Just remember what that old lady told ya. December 26th, pre-download, Amphoreus, Version 2.7, new stories, new characters. You got it? Now go on and play your game. And this old lady will go back to her nap. Remember HSR update countdown. The new HSR update will come soon. You young people just wait.
