Alright, so you wanna know how much that fella, Jon Jones, weighs, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t always the same. These fighters, they go up and down like a seesaw. Sometimes heavy, sometimes not so heavy. It all depends on when they’re fightin’ and who they’re fightin’.
Now, for that big fight comin’ up, UFC 309 they call it, against that other fella, Stipe Miocic, Jon Jones, he weighed in at 237.6 pounds. That’s a whole lotta beef, ain’t it? But you know what? That Miocic fella, he was even heavier! Weighed in at 248.6 pounds, the big lug. So, Jon Jones, he’s a bit lighter this time around. Maybe he’s tryin’ to be quicker, like a fox, you know?
But it ain’t always been like that. Remember that time he fought Ciryl Gane? Yeah, back then, for UFC 285, Jon Jones, he was heavier. He weighed in at a whopping 248 pounds! See? Told ya they change their weight all the time. It’s like when you’re bakin’ a cake, sometimes you put in more flour, sometimes less.
I heard tell that this Jon Jones, he’s been fightin’ for a long time. They say he’s won a whole bunch of title fights, more than anyone else in this UFC thing. Fifteen of ’em, they say! And he became the heavyweight champion when he beat that Ciryl Gane fella. That’s a big deal, I reckon. Means he’s the toughest of the tough, at least for a while.
- UFC 309: Jon Jones weighed 237.6 pounds.
- UFC 285: Jon Jones weighed 248 pounds.
Now, they also say this fightin’ business pays pretty good. Someone told me that Jon Jones has made somethin’ like 14.3 million dollars from fightin’. That’s a lot of money, ain’t it? Enough to buy a whole herd of cows, I bet. But I guess it ain’t easy. They get punched and kicked and all sorts of things. It ain’t for the faint of heart, that’s for sure.
So, to sum it up, Jon Jones’ weight ain’t set in stone. It changes depending on the fight. This time, he’s a bit lighter, but he’s still a big ol’ fella. And he’s been doin’ this fightin’ thing for a long time, and he’s made a pretty penny doin’ it. That’s about all I know about it. Don’t ask me no more complicated questions, I ain’t got all the answers!
But I tell ya what, it’s gonna be an interestin’ fight, this UFC 309. Two big fellas goin’ at it. I might just have to tune in and see what happens. Though, I gotta say, I don’t much like seein’ people gettin’ beat up. But that’s the fightin’ game, I guess. Someone wins, someone loses. Just like life, ain’t it?
Anyway, that’s the story on how much Jon Jones weighs, as best as I can tell ya. He’s a big fella, that’s for sure, and he changes his weight like the weather. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens.
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