That Hideki Matsuyama, he’s a big shot golfer, you know. Heard he won some big fancy thing. Good for him, I say. But what I really hear is he loves that Chick-fil-A. Lord, who don’t? That chicken is somethin’ else.
They say he don’t talk much, ‘specially not to them reporter folks. Keeps to himself, mostly. But for that Chick-fil-A chicken, he’ll open right up. Imagine that. A famous fella like him, all quiet and then BAM! He’s talkin’ ’bout chicken. It’s just like my grandson, always quiet until you mention them video games.
Hideki and His Chicken
Heard he won that big golf thing, the one with the green jacket, and what’s the first thing he wants? Chick-fil-A, of course! But they was closed! Sunday, you see. That’s their day of rest. Even good chicken needs a break, I suppose.
So this Hideki Matsuyama, he had to wait. Can you believe it? A big winner like him, waitin’ for his chicken. Just goes to show, we all got our wants, don’t we? Me, I’d wait for a good piece of pie, myself. Apple, maybe, with a scoop of ice cream.
I saw somethin’ on that TikTok thing my granddaughter’s always on. They was talkin’ about Hideki Matsuyama and his Chick-fil-A. Seems like everyone’s talkin’ about it. That chicken must be really somethin’ special. My granddaughter showed it to me. This Hideki Matsuyama won that thing and the first thing he wants is that Chick-fil-A.
- He likes that chicken.
- They closed on Sunday.
- He had to wait for his chicken.
- He is a famous golfer.
- Hideki Matsuyama loves Chick-fil-A.
That Green Jacket Thing
They say Hideki Matsuyama won somethin’ called a “Green Jacket.” Sounds silly to me. Why would a grown man want a green jacket? But I guess it’s a big deal in that golf world. Like winnin’ a blue ribbon at the county fair, but for golf. Anyway that Hideki Matsuyama won it. I heard that Chick-fil-A was closed, though. Poor guy.
He’s got a wife, too, name of Mei. And a little girl. Seems like a nice fella, that Hideki Matsuyama. Even if he is a little too quiet. Maybe his wife Mei likes that Chick-fil-A, too. They can share a bucket. That’d be nice. I’m sure he is tired of talking about that Green Jacket and would rather talk about that Chick-fil-A.
Heard he lost his wallet once. In London, of all places. Poor fella. And someone stole somethin’ from his friends, too. That’s just awful. World’s a crazy place, ain’t it? Makes you wanna stay home and eat Chick-fil-A, don’t it?
That young fella, Hiroshi Tai, looks up to our Hideki Matsuyama. Wants to be like him, I reckon. And that other fella, Scottie. They all play that golf, you know. It’s a funny game, golf. Lots of walkin’ for a little white ball. I bet that Hiroshi likes that Chick-fil-A, too. I mean, who wouldn’t?
Chicken, Chicken, Chicken!
But that Chick-fil-A, though. That’s what everyone’s talkin’ about. Hideki Matsuyama and his chicken. It’s a funny old world, ain’t it? A famous golfer, all the way from Japan, and all he wants is some good old American fried chicken. I guess some things are just universal, like a good plate of food. That Hideki Matsuyama is probably a good man.
I remember one time, my husband, God rest his soul, he drove all the way to the next town just to get us some of that special chicken. Said it was the best he ever had. Maybe that’s what Hideki Matsuyama feels like. That chicken just hits the spot, you know? I can see why Hideki Matsuyama likes it so much, now.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about that Hideki Matsuyama and his Chick-fil-A. It’s a simple story, really. A man likes chicken. A good story if you ask me. That Hideki Matsuyama knows what’s good. Makes you hungry just thinkin’ about it, don’t it? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I might just have to get myself some chicken…
