You wanna know about this Fight Club membership thing, huh? Well, lemme tell you, it ain’t like joinin’ the church bake sale. This here’s about them UFC fellers, the ones who punch each other in that cage. Sounds rough, don’t it?
First off, you gotta get yourself on that UFC Fight Club website. Lord knows what all them letters mean, but my grandson, he’s good with them computers, he helped me out. He said you gotta “log on,” whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ you do with firewood, but okay. You get on there, and you gotta find somethin’ called “events”. Just like how we got events at the county fair, but I reckon these are different. Then you just keep lookin’ until you find some kind of code. A secret code!
Now, some folks say this whole Fight Club thing ain’t worth a bucket of warm spit. They say, “Why bother with it?” But let me tell ya, if you wanna see them fights, this is the way to go. They got all sorts of fights on there. Old ones, new ones, ones from way back when. It is full of fights! If you like watchin’ that sort of thing, of course. Some folks don’t, and that’s fine too.
So, how do you get in this club? Well, you gotta “enroll,” they say. It’s like signin’ up for somethin’, like when you sign up to bring a potato salad to the potluck. ‘Cept this here costs money. Ain’t nothin’ free these days, is there? You don’t even need to do some kind of “draft” thing, just give them some money and you get the chance to sign up for UFC. They call it an “opportunity”. Sounds fancy, don’t it?
When you join this here Fight Club membership, you get all sorts of things. They call ’em “benefits.” Like gettin’ a discount at the feed store, only different. You get to buy them fight tickets ‘fore everyone else. That’s a big deal, ’cause them tickets, they go fast. Like hotcakes at a fireman’s breakfast. You also can get some money off travel, like if you gotta go far to see the fight.
Now, some folks ask, “Is this Fight Club thing really worth it? Do I need it to get good seats?” Well, I’ll tell ya what my friend Bertha told me. She wanted to see some fella named Diaz fight. Big name, I guess. She said that Fight Club thing was the only way to get decent seats. Otherwise, you’re stuck up in the back, can’t see nothin’ but the backs of people’s heads. So if you want good seats for popular events, just join it.
My neighbor, Earl, he went to one of them UFC fights up in Canada with his buddies. He said they bought that Fight Club thing, and it was a good thing they did. Said them tickets sold out faster than you can say “bob’s your uncle.” They got the cheapest tickets, but they still got to see the fight.
- Get on the website.
- Find the “events” thing.
- Look for a secret code.
- Pay some money.
- Get to buy tickets early.
Some folks talk about somethin’ called “Old School RuneScape”. Sounds like a game to me. You know, like checkers, but on the computer. They got a whole community of folks that play it, they give tips and all that. Don’t know much about that, but it sounds like fun for them that’s into it. It is just a game but that Fight Club is real.
And if you’re thinkin’ about doin’ that fightin’ yourself, well, that’s a whole other can of worms. You gotta learn the rules. There is a lot of rules! There is a rule for everything now a days! They got all sorts of rules about how you can hit and where you can hit. It ain’t like a bar fight, that’s for sure. You need to know all these rules if you wanna fight.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout buyin’ a Fight Club membership to get “advanced tickets” or somethin’. They said you can buy a bunch of ’em, like six or somethin’. And you can bring a friend to somethin’ called a “weigh in.” I guess that’s where they weigh the fighters, like weighin’ a hog at the fair. They also have some kind of question and answer time. And somethin’ called a “Fan Expo.” Sounds like a big to-do.
Someone told me that this whole fightin’ thing will teach you somethin’. They said, “Life will knock you down, but Fight Club will teach you to get up.” Sounds about right. Life is tough, like tryin’ to get a stubborn mule to move. You’re gonna get knocked down sometimes. But you gotta get back up. Just like them fighters. If you fall, you get up.
There is also a game called “Fight Club”, they say you get it automatically when you are “level 50”. Don’t know what that means. But you get a quest. Like findin’ a lost sheep, I reckon, only different. Maybe these games are what all the young folk are up to these days.
So, that’s what I know about this Fight Club membership. It’s a way to get tickets to them UFC fights. It costs money, but it might be worth it if you’re really into that sort of thing. Just remember what I said, it ain’t like joinin’ the church bake sale. It’s a whole different world. A rough one. But hey, some folks like that. Just be careful, and don’t go gettin’ yourself into no trouble. And if you see a good fight, tell me about it!
