This here game, Fortnite, it’s always changing, you know? Like the weather back home. One day it’s sunny, next day it’s pouring rain. Now, folks keep asking about that old Fortnite map. They want it back real bad.
Well, I heard some big shot from that game company, you know, the Epic Games fellas, he said it ain’t coming back. He’s the boss, that Donald Mustard guy. Says they got other plans. I don’t know, seems a shame. That old map, it was something else.
Folks Sure Miss That Old Map
They talk about it all the time, these Fortnite players. They say they miss the old places, like that Tilted Towers, and that Dusty Depot. I seen pictures, looked like a right mess after that meteor hit it. They got all these memories, like when they first started playing. Reminds me of when I first learned to knit. Took me ages to get it right, but I remember it like it was yesterday. They even gave it a name, this returning map, they call it Fortnite OG. It is short for Original, I asked my grandson.
- Tilted Towers
- Dusty Depot
- Retail Row
- Greasy Grove
- All these other places I can’t rightly recall
They got all these dances too, in the game. Silly things, but they seem to like ’em. The Griddy, they call one. And the Floss. Don’t ask me what they mean, I just nod along. They just like to dance after they win, just like when we used to have them barn dances back in the day. This Fortnite OG map, they wish it is back for good.
Why They Want That Old Map
They say it was simpler, you know? Not so many fancy things going on. Just good old-fashioned fun. Like a plain biscuit, not one of them fancy cookies with all the sprinkles and whatnot. This Fortnite old map is like the plain biscuit to them. And this new map is the fancy cookie, which is too much to some people.
They say they knew it like the back of their hand. Every nook and cranny. Like me with my own house. I can walk around blindfolded and not bump into a thing. I even know where every floorboard creaks!
They made friends there, on that old Fortnite map. Played together, had a laugh. It’s like when we used to have quilting bees. All the ladies would come over, and we’d chat and sew. Good times. Now these kids, they get together on this here internet and play their games.
Heard It Might Come Back, Sort Of
Now, I heard some whispers, mind you. Some say they might bring back bits and pieces of that old map. Like a patchwork quilt, you know? Taking a little from here, a little from there. They already did it once, I heard. Last year, in December. They are doing it again, this year, also in December. This December 6th, 2024, they say the Fortnite OG map will come back again. So the kids can have a taste of that old Fortnite map again, just like the old days. Some say it might even become a regular thing, can you imagine that?
It Ain’t the Same, Though
But even if they do, it won’t be the same. It’s like trying to recreate your grandma’s apple pie. You can follow the recipe, but it never tastes quite right. There’s always something missing. That’s what this Fortnite old map, maybe it is not the same one they used to love. They have been talking about bringing back the old map since season 10. So many seasons already!
These young’uns, they got their memories. And those memories are tied to that old Fortnite map. It’s like me and my old photo album. I look at those pictures, and it takes me right back.
So, will they bring it back for good? Who knows. These game fellas, they like to keep us guessing. But one thing’s for sure, folks sure do miss that old Fortnite map. They really do. Maybe this Fortnite OG map is good enough for them. I don’t know much about it, just what I hear from those kids.
