Felix Auger Aliassime's GF: Her name, age, and Instagram revealed.

Alright, let’s talk about this Felix Auger-Aliassime fella. Folks keep askin’ about his, uh, what do you call it… his “gf”? You know, his lady friend. Well, I ain’t got all the fancy details like them city folk with their magazines and whatnot, but I can tell ya what I heard.

First off, this young man, Felix, he’s a tennis player. A real good one, from what they say. Plays for Canada, you know? Up north there, where it gets mighty cold. He’s been hittin’ that ball since he was a young’un, apparently. His daddy taught him, or so the story goes. His daddy, Sam, came from some place called Togo, and his mama, Marie, well, she’s Canadian too. They got a whole family, a sister named Malika, and all.

Now, about this “gf” business. See, I heard tell he’s pretty popular with the gals. Handsome young fella, strong arms from all that tennis playin’. But these young folks these days, they like to keep things hush-hush, you know? They don’t go blabbin’ everything to the whole town like we used to. It ain’t like the old days when you knew everyone’s business.

I did hear some whispers, though. Folks talkin’ ’bout him being seen with this girl or that girl. But nothin’ concrete, ya hear? Nothin’ I can swear on the Bible about. These athletes, they travel all over the world, hittin’ balls and whatnot. They meet all sorts of people. Probably has gals linin’ up to meet him, I reckon.

He’s from Canada, that much is for sure.
And he’s darn good at tennis. Won a bunch of them… whatchamacallits… titles, they call ’em.
Folks say he was real young when he started winnin’ stuff. Like, eighteen years old or somethin’. That’s just a baby!

They say he’s ranked pretty high up there too. Number six in the world, or so I heard. That’s a big deal, right? Means he’s one of the best. Must be workin’ awful hard, that boy. Practicin’ all day long, I bet. Don’t have much time for courtin’, probably.

So, back to this “gf” thing. I ain’t seen no pictures or nothin’. And I ain’t gonna go snoopin’ around on that internet thingy. That’s for young folks. But if he’s got a special lady, good for him, I say. He seems like a nice young man, works hard, and minds his own business. That’s more than you can say for some of these youngsters these days.

But you know how it is, people always want to know about other people’s love lives. It’s been that way since the beginning of time, I reckon. They just can’t help themselves. Always gossipin’ and whisperin’. Me, I just stick to tendin’ my garden and mindin’ my own affairs. But I still hear things, ya know? Folks come over, we chat, and they tell me stuff.

Anyways, from what I gather, this Felix fella is a private person. He don’t go around shoutin’ about his personal life. And that’s his right, I say. If he wants to keep his “gf” a secret, that’s his business. Maybe he don’t even have one right now. Maybe he’s too busy with his tennis. Or maybe he’s got a whole bunch of ’em! Who knows?

All I know is he’s a good tennis player, a Canadian, and that’s about it. The rest is just speculation, as they say. So, don’t go believin’ everything you hear, especially from them city folks with their fancy phones and their gossip magazines. They’re always makin’ stuff up, just to sell papers or get clicks or whatever they do on that internet thing.

So there you have it. That’s all I know about Felix Auger-Aliassime and his “gf”. Not much, I admit, but it’s the truth, as far as I can tell. Maybe someday he’ll come out and tell us all about it. But until then, we’ll just have to keep guessin’. Or better yet, just focus on his tennis playin’. That’s what he’s famous for, after all.

And let me tell you somethin’ else, these young fellas, they change their mind faster than a chicken pecks corn. One day they’re with one girl, the next day, they’re with another. It ain’t like it used to be, when you married your sweetheart and stayed with them for life. These days, it’s all flyin’ by, fast as a blink. So, whoever his “gf” is today, might not be his “gf” tomorrow. That’s just the way it is, I guess.