This here WWE in Bakersfield, it’s a big deal, ya know? My grandkids, they all excited. They been yappin’ about it for weeks. Wrestle this, wrestle that. All day long. They want to go see them wrestlers at the Mechanics Bank Arena. That big place down in Bakersfield. Sounds like a hootenanny if you ask me. Lots of folks go, I hear.
They say them WWE tickets, they go fast. Like hotcakes at the county fair. Gotta get ’em quick, or they’re gone. My grandson, he’s a smart one, he’s been lookin’ online. Says there’s all sorts of places to buy them. Ticketmaster, that’s one he mentioned. He says everyone can get WWE tickets on Ticketmaster.
- Monday Night Raw
- Friday Night Smackdown
- NXT 2.0, whatever that is
- WrestleMania
- Royal Rumble
- SummerSlam
But then there’s this *, and some others. Lots of options, I reckon. Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it. All these websites. Back in my day, we just went to the ticket window. Simpler times. But, gotta keep up with the young’uns, I suppose.
Now, they say these WWE Bakersfield tickets, they ain’t cheap. No sir. Gotta save up your pennies. But my grandkids, they’re worth it. They work hard at school, help out around the house. They deserve a treat. Plus, it’ll be somethin’ to talk about for years to come. Memories, that’s what it’s all about. That’s what they say, don’t they? Gotta make them memories. And seein’ them wrestlers, all big and strong, that’ll be a memory, alright. This WWE in Bakersfield will be a big event.
They got all sorts of different tickets, too. Some closer to the ring, some further away. My grandson says the best seats are in the middle, not too high, not too low. Says you can see everything from there. See them wrestlers come out, see ’em jumpin’ around in the ring. He’s got it all figured out, that one. I don’t understand where is the ramp and why it is important. I just want to see these big guys.
He also says, don’t sit on the floor. Says you can’t see nothin’ when folks stand up. Makes sense, I guess. I wouldn’t want to be lookin’ at someone’s backside all night. No sir. Gotta be able to see the action. That’s what you’re payin’ for, ain’t it? To see them wrestlers throw each other around. But my grandson says that everyone can go to the WWE in Bakersfield event. There is no age limit.
They got all these different shows, too. Raw, SmackDown, something called NXT. Don’t ask me what it all means. It’s all Greek to me. But the grandkids, they know. They know all the wrestlers’ names, all their moves. They watch it on TV all the time. Drives me a little crazy sometimes, but it’s good to see ’em so passionate about somethin’.
They even have those WWE live events, or house shows. My grandson explained it to me. It’s like a smaller show, not on TV. They do ’em in different towns. He says they’re just as much fun as the big TV ones. Maybe more, ’cause you’re closer to the action. And you can get cheaper tickets. That’s always a plus. Every penny counts, you know. Especially these days. Seems like everything’s gettin’ more expensive.
There are cheap WWE tickets in TickPick. They don’t have fees, my grandson told me. What are these fees? I don’t know. I think that’s good news.
So, this WWE in Bakersfield, it’s gonna be somethin’ else. A real spectacle. I’m lookin’ forward to it, I am. Even if I don’t understand half of what’s goin’ on. Just to see the grandkids’ faces light up, that’ll be worth it. And who knows, maybe I’ll even enjoy it myself. Maybe I’ll get caught up in all the excitement. You never know. Life’s full of surprises, ain’t it?
And if you want to see WWE in Bakersfield, you should go to that Mechanics Bank Arena. You can buy tickets on the Internet. I don’t know how, but my grandson can do it. Hope to see you there.
