Alright, listen up, y’all. This Asmongold fella, he’s been yappin’ ’bout somethin’ real somethin’. Says “real girls are over.” Now, I ain’t no spring chicken, but I know a thing or two about life, and this here sounds like a whole lotta hogwash.
First off, who’s this Asmongold anyhow? Seems like he’s one of them computer fellas, always streamin’ and whatnot. Heard he plays them games, the ones with the elves and dragons. And he’s got a big mouth, that’s for sure. Always goin’ on and on about this and that. He plays this MMORPG, whatever that means. Sounds like a whole lot of nothin’ to me.
So, this fella, he says real girls are done for, finished, kaput. Says it’s all ’bout them VTubers now. Now, I ain’t got a clue what a VTuber is, sounds like somethin’ out of a sci-fi movie. But from what I gather, they’re like them cartoon characters, only they talk and act like real people, sort of. And fellas, seems like they like ’em a whole lot. More than real girls, accordin’ to Asmongold.
Well, I gotta say, that just ain’t right. Girls, real girls, they’re the backbone of this here world. They’re the ones raisin’ the kids, cookin’ the food, and keepin’ the house runnin’. They’re the ones with the soft hands and the warm hearts. They ain’t no cartoon can replace that, not in a million years.
And let me tell you somethin’ else, these young fellas, they gettin’ all caught up in this computer stuff. Spendin’ all their time starin’ at screens, talkin’ to folks they ain’t never met. They ain’t gettin’ no sunshine, no fresh air. And now, they ain’t even wantin’ real girls no more. It’s a sad state of affairs, I tell ya.
- Asmongold says he likes making male characters in his games. Says it’s more like him. Well, that’s just fine and dandy, but it don’t mean real girls ain’t important.
- He got himself banned from that Twitch thing. Seems like he said somethin’ he shouldn’t have. Well, that just goes to show you, even these computer fellas ain’t perfect.
- He used to work for the government, doin’ taxes. Now, ain’t that somethin’? From taxes to video games. Guess folks can change, even if it ain’t always for the better.
- He takes care of his momma. Well, that’s good, at least he’s got some respect for women, even if it’s just his momma.
This whole thing about real girls bein’ over, it just ain’t true. Girls are here to stay, and they ain’t goin’ nowhere. Maybe these young fellas need to put down their computers and go outside for a while. Maybe they need to meet a real girl, talk to her, laugh with her, maybe even hold her hand. They might just find out what they’re missin’. And this Asmongold, maybe he needs to go outside too. Maybe he needs to get a life. This VTuber thing, it’s just a fad. It’ll pass. Real girls, they’re forever. They are the future, just like they always were.
It’s important to remember that what you see online ain’t always the truth. These computer fellas, they say all kinds of things to get attention. They want the clicks, the likes, the followers. They don’t always mean what they say. So, don’t go believin’ everything you hear, especially from some fella who spends all his time playin’ video games.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ these VTubers are bad or nothin’. I ain’t got nothin’ against ’em. But they ain’t real. They ain’t flesh and blood. They ain’t gonna be there for you when you need ’em. They ain’t gonna hold your hand when you’re sick, or wipe away your tears when you’re sad. That’s what real girls are for. And that’s why real girls will never be over.
So, let Asmongold and his friends have their fun with their cartoon characters. The rest of us, we’ll stick with the real thing. ‘Cause in the end, that’s all that really matters.
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