That Patrick, you know, Mahomes, the football fella, he’s a good boy. But folks keep asking, are Patrick Mahomes parents married? Well, I heard some things, so let me tell you what I know.
They ain’t together no more, that much is true. Split up a long time ago. 2006, I think it was. Heard it from my neighbor, whose cousin’s mailman’s wife works at the grocery store where that Randi shops. You know how it is, news travels fast, especially bad news. So yeah, they divorced. Not married no more. That Pat, the daddy, he used to play that baseball. He was a pitcher, throwing that ball real hard. And Randi, she’s the mama. They had that Patrick and then another boy, Jackson. He is younger.
Randi, she’s a busy bee. Always doing something. She sells stuff online. Bags and hats. Something about “Game Day,” I don’t know. I ain’t much for that online stuff, but I guess it keeps her busy. She also works at some fancy club. Hollytree, or something like that. Plans big parties. She was real young when she had Patrick, just a baby herself. Only 20 years old. Having a baby young like that makes you grow up real fast, I tell you.
That boy, Patrick, he got himself a wife too. Brittany, her name is. Don’t know much about her, except she was born to some folks named Diana and Scott. That Diana, she works with sick people, helping them get better. I guess Brittany’s folks are good people, always helping her out.
So, are Patrick Mahomes parents married? Nope, they ain’t. Been divorced for years. But they both seem to be doing alright. That Pat, he’s probably watching baseball somewhere. And Randi, she’s probably selling those hats and planning those big parties. Life goes on, you know? Even when folks ain’t together no more.
You know, families are complicated things. Sometimes they stay together, sometimes they don’t. Doesn’t mean they don’t love their kids. That Patrick, he seems like a good boy. Must have got some good from both his mama and his daddy, even if they ain’t hitched no more.
Here’s the thing about divorce, it’s like weeds in the garden. You gotta pull them out before they take over everything. Sometimes it’s for the best, even if it hurts at first. They did it when Patrick is just a little boy.
- Pat and Randi, they’re not married.
- They got divorced in 2006. A long time ago.
- Pat was a baseball player. A pitcher.
- Randi sells things online and plans parties at a fancy club.
- Patrick has a wife named Brittany.
- They have a younger son named Jackson.
I remember back when my cousin Earl and his wife, Bertha, split up. It was a mess. Kids were all confused. But you know what? They all turned out alright. Earl, he went off and did his own thing. Bertha, she found a nice fella, a farmer. Kids grew up, had families of their own. Life goes on.
So that’s the story about Patrick Mahomes’ parents. They ain’t married, but they’re still a family in their own way. They made a good boy in that Patrick. That’s what matters. Family is what you make it, married or not.
I just hope that Patrick boy stays outta trouble. Heard they make a lot of money playing that football. Money can change people, you know. Make them forget where they came from. Hope he remembers his roots.
Anyway, you young folks probably don’t care about all this old gossip. You just wanna watch that boy throw the football. He is good at it, I must say. Just hope his head don’t get too big.
Well, I gotta go. Need to feed my chickens. They don’t care if Patrick Mahomes’ parents are married or not. They just want their corn. Just like those chickens, we all got our own things to worry about.
