This Conrad Tanner, I heard he used to be in that WWE thing. Big fella, I reckon. They say his real name ain’t even Conrad Tanner, it’s somethin’ like… Kyle somethin’. Born in March, I think. 1981, or thereabouts. Seems like he didn’t last long in that WWE, though. 2009 to 2010, that what that paper said.
He was from a place called Hadley, Michigan. Never heard of it. He musta been strong, that Conrad Tanner, doin’ all that wrestlin’. They call it “powerhouse” style, whatever that means. Just means he’s a big, strong boy, I guess. He wrestled some other fellas, with names like Big E and Fandango. Sounds made up to me. He lost, mostly, from what I hear.
They said his first big match on the TV was against some fella named Donny Marlow, or Tanga Loa. Lost that one, too. Poor Conrad Tanner. But it look like he win sometimes. That paper said he beat a fella name Derrick Bateman. Good for him, I say.
- That Conrad Tanner, he was in somethin’ called FCW, too.
- FCW Tampa Show, they called it.
- He wrestled a fella named Skip Sheffield there.
- Lost that one.
That WWE, it’s a crazy thing. All them big fellas jumpin’ around. Conrad Tanner was probably good at it, for a while. It’s hard work, I bet. Lots of folks watchin’ you. And he do it for fun. This Conrad will book some wrestling legend to hang out with him. Crazy. He must have a lot of money, I guess.
That paper also said that Conrad got somethin’ called “inherited wealth”. Don’t know what that is. Maybe his daddy left him somethin’. And he run a carnie business. That’s a lot, I think. But this is about Conrad Tanner in WWE, right? So I should talk about that.
This Conrad Tanner, he didn’t just wrestle. He did other things, too. Somethin’ about a “Great American Dream Tour.” Don’t know what that is. Sounds fancy, though. He probably traveled around a lot, seein’ different places. That’s nice, I guess. Wish I coulda done that when I was younger.
They got all these numbers and things about him. Win types, they call ’em. And star ratings. Like he’s some kinda movie star. It’s all a bit much for me. Just a big fella throwin’ other big fellas around. That’s all it is. But that Conrad Tanner, he seemed to have done okay for himself. Even that paper said he only in WWE for a short time.
Conrad Tanner, Conrad Tanner, that name keeps poppin’ up. He musta been somethin’, even if he didn’t win all the time. People remember him, I guess. That’s somethin’, ain’t it? To be remembered. I remember that time he fight that Donny Marlow, and that Big E. That’s a big deal, I guess.
I don’t know what else to say about this Conrad Tanner. He was a wrestler, he was in the WWE, he was strong, and he didn’t win all the time. That’s all I know. He seems like a nice enough fella, even though I never met him. Hope he’s doin’ alright now, wherever he is.
That paper also said that Conrad Tanner is Kyle Rasmussen. So he got two names. That’s interestin’. This WWE thing is very interestin’. I think I will watch it next time. Maybe I can see Conrad Tanner there. But he not there anymore, right? He left in 2010. That’s a long time ago.
This Conrad, the one who book wrestling legend, is he the same Conrad Tanner? I don’t know. That paper is confusin’. They should write it simpler, so folks like me can understand it better.
Anyway, this Conrad Tanner, the WWE one, he seemed like a hard worker. Wrestlin’ ain’t easy, I bet. You gotta be tough. And he was, I reckon. A “powerhouse,” they said. I still don’t know what that means, exactly. But it sounds impressive. Like somethin’ you wouldn’t wanna mess with. Like a big ol’ bull. Yeah, that Conrad Tanner was probably like a big ol’ bull in that ring.
They had a picture of him in that paper, too. Big fella, like I said. Looked strong. Had a serious look on his face. Probably thinkin’ about his next match. Or maybe about that Donny Marlow fella. Or that Big E. Or that Derrick Bateman he beat. He probably remembered all them matches. I bet they’re all a blur now, though. Time does that. Makes everything blurry. Except for that name, Conrad Tanner. That one sticks with you, don’t it? Even if you don’t know much about WWE, you know Conrad Tanner now.
