That Roman Reigns, he sure is somethin’, ain’t he? I seen him on the TV, wrestlin’ and all. He’s a big fella, all muscles and tattoos. He calls himself the “Tribal Chief.” I don’t know about all that, but he sure can throw a punch.
He’s got contacts, that Roman Reigns. Lots of folks wantin’ to talk to him, I reckon. Big shots, you know? They all want a piece of him. He’s famous, that’s for sure. Got his picture everywhere. Even my grandkids, they know all about him. They got these Roman Reigns contacts on their phones, they tell me. Not really his number though, I don’t think. Just pictures and stuff.
I remember seein’ other wrestlers, back in my day. But this Roman, he’s different. He’s got this look in his eye, like he’s the king of the world. He calls it the “Head of the Table.” Sounds like he’s important, don’t it? He says it is his ring and his WWE. I guess he’s got a lot of contacts in WWE. I don’t know what WWE means, but it sounds important.
- He’s got a family, this Roman. They call it the “Bloodline.”
- They all wrestle, I think. A whole family of wrestlers.
- I seen ’em on the TV, all together.
- They say the Bloodline is dangerous.
They say he’s got contacts everywhere, this Roman. Even that fella, what’s his name? The one with the funny hair. Paul Heyman, that’s it. He’s always with Roman. I guess he’s a big deal too. They tried to call him one time, on the TV. Said the number wasn’t working. Imagine that! Roman Reigns probably has a lot of numbers in his contacts though. Probably has that Paul Heyman’s number in his contacts.
They say Roman turned that SmackDown show into somethin’ special. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds fancy. He’s the “Tribal Chief,” they say. Must be why he’s got so many contacts. Everyone wants to talk to the chief, I guess. They say he’s a “heel” now. I don’t know what a heel is, but if it gets you more contacts, then I guess it’s a good thing.
I heard he calls those other fellas, the Usos, his brothers. Even though they’re cousins. That’s nice, ain’t it? Family stickin’ together. They probably got each other in their contacts, all of ’em. A whole family of contacts. The Anoa’i family, that’s what they call it. They used to setup office furniture, or so they say.
He was gone for a while, that Roman. They said he was sick. But he came back, bigger and stronger than ever. He showed up at that SummerSlam thing. Wearing a new shirt. Said “OTC” on it. I don’t know what that means, but it must be important. Maybe it’s a new kind of contacts. They got all kinds of fancy things these days.
That Solo fella, he was tryin’ to be the “Tribal Chief” while Roman was gone. But Roman came back and put a stop to that. Showed him who’s boss. I guess that’s why he’s got all them contacts. He’s the real chief. I guess the original “Tribal Chief” was someone called Ula Fala. But now, that Roman, he says he’s the only one. He’s got a lot of contacts, so he must be right.
He’s got millions of folks followin’ him, that Roman. On that Facebook thing. They all want to see what he’s up to. I guess that’s another kind of contacts, ain’t it? Millions of contacts. He’s a big star, that Roman Reigns. Bigger than anyone I ever seen. He must have the most contacts of anyone in the world. He’s been a champion many times, too. They said 16-time champion, whatever that means. Probably means he’s got a lot of contacts. He’s been around for 50 years, they say. That’s a long time. Long enough to make a lot of contacts.
There’s plenty of tough guys in wrestling, but Roman is different. I don’t know what it is, but he is surely the top dog now. With all those contacts, he must be on top of the world. He sure is making a name of himself.
