Charcoalbeard, this here thing, it’s somethin’ else. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market. They say it makes your beard all black and shiny, like a crow’s feather. I reckon it’s somethin’ them city folks use. We used to just let our beards grow wild, like a tumbleweed. But times are changin’, I guess.
Now, this charcoalbeard thing, it ain’t just for show, they say. Some fellas, their beards get all itchy and scratchy. This stuff, it’s supposed to help with that. Keeps it soft, like a baby’s bottom. Don’t know how they do it, but they say it works.
My old man, bless his soul, he had a beard that could scare a bear. Never used nothin’ on it but soap and water. And he washed it every day after he did his work outside. Said it kept the critters out. Maybe he was right. But he did scratch a lot, I remember that.
They got all kinds of fancy things for this charcoalbeard nowadays. Oils and balms and whatnots. I saw a fella at the market, sellin’ a whole kit. You know, a charcoalbeard kit. Had a little comb and a brush, and some smelly stuff in little bottles. Said it was all natural, from plants and such. I don’t know. Seems like a lot of fuss for a beard.
- Wash that beard every day, that’s what I say.
- Soap and water, that’s all you need.
- But if you wanna be fancy, get that charcoalbeard kit.
Some fellas, they like to look all spiffed up. Nothin’ wrong with that, I suppose. But a beard is a beard, far as I’m concerned. You either got one or you don’t. And if you got one, you gotta keep it clean. That’s the most important thing. Keeps the lice away, you know.
Back in my day, we didn’t have no charcoalbeard. We had beards, that’s for sure. Big, bushy ones. And we took care of ’em. Combed ’em out with our fingers, mostly. Washed ’em when we washed ourselves. Simple as that.
But these young folks, they like their fancy things. And this charcoalbeard, it’s all the rage, I hear. They put it on, and their beards turn black as night. Even if they’re blonde, or redheaded. It’s a strange thing, but that’s what they do.
I reckon it’s all about lookin’ good. And smellin’ good, too. That charcoalbeard stuff, some of it smells like pine trees. Some of it smells like… I don’t know what. But it ain’t bad. Better than a sweaty old man, that’s for sure.
Now, you gotta be careful with this charcoalbeard, I hear. Don’t get it in your eyes. It’ll sting like the dickens. And don’t eat it, neither. It ain’t food. It’s for your beard, and your beard only.
If you have beard, you need take care of your skin too. If you take care of your skin and beard well, you will look good. This is very important, you know. You can buy some products to help you. They are not expensive, I think. You can find them anywhere. But do not buy bad ones. It will hurt your skin. Good charcoalbeard products make you look good.
- Don’t get charcoalbeard in your eyes.
- Don’t eat charcoalbeard.
- Only put charcoalbeard on your beard.
And make sure you wash it off good, too. You don’t want to be walkin’ around with a black beard all day, unless that’s what you’re goin’ for. Some folks like that, I guess. But I like to see a man’s natural beard. Shows his character, you know.
I saw a fella on the television, he had a charcoalbeard. Big, black, and shiny. Looked like he dipped it in tar. He was sellin’ somethin’, I don’t remember what. But I remember that beard. It was somethin’ else.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ a charcoalbeard, I say go for it. Just be careful with it. And remember what I said. Wash your beard every day, with soap and water. And don’t eat the charcoalbeard. And buy good products for your skin and your charcoalbeard. This is the best way.
That’s all I gotta say about that. This charcoalbeard, you young people and your new stuff. Just always keep your beard clean. And be a good person. That’s all that matters, really.
