Well, let me tell ya, this whole Ian Garry wag thing is a real hoot. I heard folks talkin’, and I gotta say, it’s somethin’ else.
So, this fella, Ian Garry, he’s a fighter, you know? Like them fellas who punch each other in that cage thing. UFC, they call it. Tough guys, them fellas. And his wife, Layla Machado Garry, they say she wrote a book. A book! Can you believe it?
- They call her a “wag.” I don’t rightly know what that means, but it sounds fancy.
- Seems like this book, “How to Be a Wag,” it tells ya how to act if you’re married to one of them athlete fellas.
- People gettin’ all riled up about it, sayin’ she used the tricks in the book to “trap” poor Ian.
Now, I ain’t read the book myself, mind you. I’m too busy with my own chores to be readin’ such things. But from what I hear, it’s all about how to look good and act right when you’re with a famous fella. You gotta dress nice, smile pretty, and all that jazz.
And some folks think she, Layla, used this book to get Ian to marry her. They say she “trapped” him. Like he’s some kinda bird caught in a net. Hmph! Men these days, they ain’t so easy to trap, I tell ya. They got their own minds, most of ’em. Though, some are easier to catch than others, I reckon. Reminds me of my old man, always chasin’ after shiny things.
But this Ian fella, he seems happy enough. He even changed his name, you know? Took his wife’s last name. That’s a big deal, I hear. He says he did it for the kids, so they’d feel like a real family. That’s kinda sweet, ain’t it? Makes you think maybe he wasn’t trapped at all. Maybe he just loves his wife and wants to make her and the kids happy.
There’s a lot of talk about this Layla Machado Garry now, or Layla Anna-Lee as some folks know her. Seems like this book of hers stirred up a whole heap of trouble. Folks are judgin’ her, sayin’ she’s this and that. But I say, leave the woman alone. She wrote a book, so what? It ain’t hurtin’ nobody. And if Ian’s happy, that’s all that matters.
This whole “Wag” business, it’s just a bunch of fuss if you ask me. People always gotta find somethin’ to gossip about. They see a pretty woman with a successful man, and they start whisperin’. They can’t stand to see someone doin’ well, especially not a woman, it seems. It’s the same old story, different faces, that’s all. Like when them city folk came around tryin’ to tell us how to farm, thinkin’ they knew better. Hmph.
But Ian Garry, he seems like a good fella. He fights hard, and he loves his family. And his wife, Layla, well, she seems like a smart woman. She wrote a book, for goodness sake! That’s more than most folks can say. Maybe she’s got some good advice in there, who knows? Maybe all this fuss will just make more people buy the book. That wouldn’t be so bad for her, now would it?
So, that’s the story as I see it. This Ian Garry wag thing, it’s just a lot of talk about nothin’ much. People should mind their own business and let these folks live their lives. There’s plenty of work to be done without stirrin’ up trouble about a book and a name change. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
Anyways, I hope those two are happy, that’s what counts in the end, ain’t it? All this other stuff, it’s just noise. Like them crows in the cornfield, always makin’ a racket, but not doin’ much good. So, let ’em talk, I say. Let ’em talk.
