Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Howlerhead Whiskey. Never heard of it? Well, neither did I, ’til just now. But I’m gonna tell ya what I found out, ya hear? Just like I’m gossipin’ over the fence, but this time it’s ’bout this here drink.
First off, what IS this Howlerhead Whiskey anyway? Sounds like somethin’ a wild dog would drink, ha! But from what I gather, it’s a whiskey, see? Like the stuff them fancy folks drink, but maybe a bit… wilder? I hear tell it’s good for sippin’ straight, or on the rocks, which is what my old man used to do, bless his soul. Just a splash of water, sometimes, to make it last longer, ya know? Money don’t grow on trees, even back then.
- You can drink it neat, that’s straight up.
- You can drink it on the rocks, that’s with ice.
- Or you can mix it in a cocktail, if you’re feelin’ fancy.
Now, where do ya get this Howlerhead stuff? Seems like you can find it online, just like everythin’ else these days. They got these places, like Master of Malt, they say, that sell all sorts of whiskeys. Thousands of ’em! Can you imagine? Back in my day, you had one, maybe two choices, and that was it. Now, you got a whole world of liquor at your fingertips, just a click away. They even have sales sometimes, they say, so you can get a good deal. Gotta watch out for them deals, though. Sometimes they ain’t as good as they sound, like that time I bought that “new” vacuum cleaner from that fella sellin’ outta his truck… well, that’s a story for another day.
And speaking of buyin’ stuff, it seems like this Howlerhead Whiskey ain’t just some small-time operation. Nope, they got some big company behind ‘em, called Campari Group, or somethin’ like that. Sounds Italian, don’t it? Like that time my neighbor’s nephew married that Italian girl… Anyway, these folks know what they’re doin’, apparently. They got other drinks too, popular ones, so they say. And they’re plannin’ on makin’ this Howlerhead Whiskey even bigger, sellin’ it all over the world. America, Canada, the UK… and who knows where else? Maybe even down here, eventually. Wouldn’t that be somethin’?
I also heard that there are different places that sells this howlerhead whiskey, you have to check each product page for buying. So I guess they sell it at many places, not just that Master of Malt place. And they even have auctions for whisky sometimes, can you believe it? Auctions for alcohol! People bid on it, like it’s some kinda treasure. I guess some of them bottles are worth a lot of money. More money than I’ve ever seen in my life, that’s for sure.
And get this, some of these places that sell whisky, they also sell wine. Like this one place, Laithwaites Wine, they call it. So you can get your whisky AND your wine all in one place. Though I never cared much for wine myself. Too sour. Give me a good, strong drink any day. Something that’ll warm ya up from the inside out.
Now, I ain’t never tasted this Howlerhead Whiskey myself, so I can’t tell ya if it’s any good. But from what I hear, it’s gotta be somethin’ special if they’re makin’ such a big fuss about it. And if them big companies are involved, well, they usually know what folks like, don’t they? They wouldn’t be sellin’ it if it wasn’t gonna make ’em money, that’s for sure.
So there you have it, that’s all I know about this Howlerhead Whiskey. It’s a drink you can have different ways, you can buy it online, it’s got big company support, and it’s probably pretty darn popular. Maybe one day I’ll try it myself, if I can ever figure out how to order somethin’ off this here internet thingy. But until then, I’ll stick to my usual. It ain’t fancy, but it gets the job done. And that’s all that matters, right?
Anyway, that’s the gist of it. If you’re lookin’ for somethin’ new to try, maybe give this Howlerhead Whiskey a shot. Just don’t go howlin’ at the moon afterwards, unless you want the neighbors complainin’.
And remember, drink responsibly, ya hear? Don’t wanna end up like ol’ Jimmy down the street, bless his heart, he couldn’t handle his liquor worth a lick.
