Alright, let’s gab about this Randy Orton fella and the Hall of Fame thingy. Folks keep yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d chime in, you know?
Randy Orton, that wrestling fella, is he good enough for the Hall of Fame? You bet your bottom dollar he is! I seen him wrestle a few times on that there TV. Tough fella, that one. Always stompin’ around and smackin’ people. Reminds me of my ol’ rooster back on the farm, always struttin’ and peckin’.
Now, they got this Hall of Fame, see? It’s for all them famous wrestlers. The ones who done good, I reckon. And Randy, he’s been wrestlin’ for a long, long time. More than 20 years, they say. That’s a heap of smackin’ and body slammin’, ain’t it? He’s won a whole bunch of championships too. They say he’s one of the best ever. I don’t know about all that, but he sure seems tough.
So, when’s he gonna get in this Hall of Fame thing? Well, that’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? He ain’t done wrestlin’ yet, see? He still got some fight left in him. Like that old mule of mine, stubborn as can be and still kickin’.
- He says he won’t go into the Hall of Fame till he’s done wrestlin’.
- And he’s still goin’ strong, so it might be a while.
- But it’ll happen, sure as eggs is eggs.
They was talkin’ about who should put him in the Hall of Fame. You know, like give a speech and all that. He said he wants that John Cena fella to do it. That’s nice, I guess. Friends, maybe? I dunno. But John Cena, he’s another one of them famous wrestlers.
Some folks, they like to bet on things. Like who’s gonna win a fight or when somethin’s gonna happen. And they’re bettin’ on Randy Orton gettin’ in the Hall of Fame. Good odds, they say. Means it’s likely, I reckon. Like bettin’ on the sun comin’ up tomorrow.
Now, this Randy Orton, he’s from Tennessee, they say. Place called Knoxville. Never been there myself. Heard it’s nice, though. And his daddy, Bob Orton Jr., he was a wrestler too! Imagine that, a whole family of smackers and body slammers! Like my family, all farmers, generation after generation.
Randy Orton’s career has been somethin’ special, that’s for sure. He’s wrestled all over the world, they say. And he’s beat a whole bunch of fellas. He’s got this move, they call it the RKO. Comes outta nowhere, bam! Just like that ol’ snake in the barn, strikes when you least expect it. That’s why they call him the “Apex Predator”, I heard. Sounds scary, don’t it?
Some folks say he might come back to some wrestling show, SmackDown they call it. To get revenge for somebody named Cody Rhodes. Sounds like a soap opera to me, all this fightin’ and feudin’. But folks eat it up, I tell ya. Like them chickens peckin’ at corn, they just can’t get enough.
So, yeah, Randy Orton and the Hall of Fame. It’s gonna happen. Just gotta wait a bit, that’s all. He’s earned it, no doubt about it. He’s a tough fella, that Randy Orton. And when he’s done wrestlin’, he’ll take his place with all them other legends. And good for him, I say. He worked hard, and he deserves it. Just like me after a long day of workin’ in the field – a good rest, it is what it is.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. It ain’t rocket science, you know? Just common sense. Randy Orton’s a great wrestler, and he’ll be in the Hall of Fame. End of story.
