Alright, let’s gab about this MLB The Show game, you know, the one them young’uns are always hollerin’ about. Seems like there’s a bunch of ways to, uh, “get ahead” in that game. Some folks call it cheatin’, I just call it smart thinkin’, heh.
Now, I heard tell that some fellers, they can see where you’re gonna throw the ball. Imagine that! Like they got some kinda magic peepers or somethin’. That ain’t right, I tell ya. How’s a fella supposed to get a fair shake when the other guy knows all your secrets? It’s like playin’ cards with a marked deck, if you ask me.
- Seein’ the Pitch: Folks are sayin’ some players got ways to see what pitch you’re throwin’. Fastball, curveball, slider, they know it all. Makes it real hard to strike ‘em out, that’s for sure.
- Home Run Derby: Then there’s these fellers who just hit home run after home run. Like they got some kinda magic bat or somethin’. Never seen nothin’ like it. They say you gotta learn to get on base, but these guys, they just swing for the fences every time.
- Xbox and Playstation Cheats: I hear tell there’s ways to cheat on both them PlayStations and them Xboxes. They got codes and unlocks and all sorts of stuff. Don’t know how it all works, but them young’uns sure do seem to know their way around it.
So, how do you get around all this cheatin’, you ask? Well, there ain’t no real cheat codes, like in the old days. You remember them days, right? When you could just punch in a code and get all the goodies? Them days are gone, I reckon.
But there’s still ways to get ahead. Some folks say you can make new ballplayers in that “RTTs” thing. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds fancy. And then there’s somethin’ called “mini seasons.” You hit a bunch of home runs with them fancy star players, and then you just quit. Get yourself some stubs and some XP, whatever that is. Sounds like a good deal to me.
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Now, if you wanna get them fancy players and all them upgrades, you gotta do it fast, right? Nobody got time to sit around all day. So here’s what I heard:
- Mini Seasons: Like I said before, you hit them homers and then quit. Easy peasy.
- Conquests: I ain’t sure what this is, but it sounds like you gotta conquer somethin’. Maybe you gotta take over all them baseball teams or somethin’.
- Online Events: This one’s for them fancy fellers who like to play against other folks online. You get XP and upgrade your team, all at the same time. Sounds like a twofer to me.
The best thing to do, they say, is to just keep switchin’ things up. Don’t stick to one thing for too long. Keeps things interestin’, I reckon. And if you hear about some of that “glitchin” going on, where fellas are gettin’ diamond cards in that Diamond Dynasty thing, well, I ain’t gonna tell ya how to do it, but I ain’t gonna judge ya neither. You gotta do what you gotta do to get ahead, right?
Anyways, that’s all I know about this MLB The Show cheatin’ stuff. Just remember to play fair, unless you gotta cheat, then cheat smart. And don’t go tellin’ nobody I told ya all this, you hear? I got a reputation to uphold, even if I don’t know what half this stuff means.
But it seems to me these young folks always looking for a short cut, just like back in my day. Just different ways of doing it. Remember these tips when you playin’ that there MLB The Show, and you just might come out on top. Or maybe not. It’s just a game, after all. Don’t get your britches in a twist over it.
Heck, sometimes I think all this fussin’ over video games is just plain silly. Back in my day, we played baseball with a stick and a rock, and we liked it! But I guess times change. And if them young’uns wanna spend all day cheatin’ at video games, well, who am I to stop ’em? Just as long as they don’t come cryin’ to me when they get caught. I got no sympathy for cheaters, unless they’re winnin’, then I guess it’s okay.
So there you have it. My two cents on MLB The Show and all them cheatin’ ways. Take it or leave it, I don’t much care. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go yell at some kids to get off my lawn.
