Alright, let’s yak about this Dawson Knox fella and his money business, you know, that contract thing. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, even if it ain’t worth much.
So, this Knox, he plays that football game, the one with all the runnin’ and thumpin’. Good for him, I say. He’s a tight end, whatever that means. Sounds kinda uncomfortable if you ask me, but hey, they pay him good money for it, or so they say. We’re talkin’ about a Dawson Knox contract, and that’s somethin’ serious, like when you’re buyin’ a new tractor or somethin’.
Now, I heard tell he signed a new deal, a big one. Four years, they say. Four years of catchin’ that funny-shaped ball and gettin’ knocked around. Must be tough on the bones, but like I said, the money’s good. They’re sayin’ it’s worth somethin’ like 53.6 million dollars. Lordy, that’s a lot of hay! You could buy a whole heap of chickens with that kinda cash.
- Four-year contract extension, that’s what they’re callin’ it.
- Big money, 53.6 million dollars total.
- More than 31 million dollars guaranteed. That means he gets that money no matter what, I reckon.
And get this, over 31 million of that is guaranteed. Guaranteed! That means they gotta pay him that much even if he, I don’t know, starts droppin’ all them balls or gets a boo-boo. That’s what I heard anyways. Seems like a good deal for him, but then again, I ain’t no expert on these things. I just know what I hear from the neighbors and what my grandson yells at the TV during them football games.
They were sayin’ he was supposed to get 10.5 million this year, all of it guaranteed. But now, it’s gonna be 8.5 million. I don’t rightly understand why they changed it, but that’s still more money than I’ve seen in my whole life. Maybe they gave him some of it early or somethin’. These young fellas and their fancy deals, always confusin’ an old woman like me.
This contract extension, they say it keeps him with the Bills team till 2026. That’s a long time to be runnin’ around and catchin’ things. Hope he saves some of that money, ’cause this football stuff don’t last forever. You gotta plan for the future, you know? Like puttin’ away some preserves for the winter.
They announced it on Wednesday, I think. These things move fast, you blink and they’ve already signed on the dotted line. It’s all over the news, or so my grandson tells me. He’s always glued to that phone of his, readin’ about sports and such. He says it’s a big deal for the Bills, havin’ this Knox fella stick around.
Now, some folks are sayin’ he’s worth every penny, others are sayin’ it’s too much. But that’s always the way, ain’t it? People always got somethin’ to say, no matter what you do. Me, I just hope the boy stays healthy and does good with his money. It ain’t easy comin’ by, even if you’re a fancy football player. He should buy himself a nice farm, raise some cows, that’s what I’d do.
Dawson Knox’s contract is a done deal, that much is clear. He’s got his money, and the Bills got their tight end. Whether it’s a good deal or a bad deal, only time will tell. But for now, folks are talkin’ about it, and that’s somethin’, I guess. It keeps the young’uns entertained, and that’s good enough for me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits.
This whole football business is a mystery to me. They run, they throw, they tackle. And they get paid a king’s ransom for it. Well, good for them, I say. As long as they’re not hurtin’ nobody and they’re makin’ an honest livin’, who am I to judge? This Knox contract thing, it just shows you how different the world is these days. Back in my time, we were happy to have a roof over our heads and food on the table. But times change, I guess, and so does the price of catchin’ a football.
So there you have it, my two cents on the Dawson Knox deal. It’s a whole lot of money for playing a game, but that’s the way the world works now. He’s set for life, I reckon, as long as he doesn’t go spendin’ it all on fancy cars and such. He should listen to his grandma, if he’s got one, and invest in somethin’ sensible, like land or maybe a good herd of cattle. Now that’s somethin’ that lasts.
