Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk ’bout this girl, this Lola Vice. Heard tell she’s a wrestler, a real tough cookie, like them gals you see on TV, all muscles and yelling. Don’t know much ’bout wrestlin’ myself, but this Lola, she’s makin’ a name for herself, that’s for sure.
This Lola, she ain’t playin’ around. She says she wants that NXT championship belt, and she says she’s gonna get it in 2024. Reminds me of my ol’ rooster, always crowin’ ’bout how he’s the boss of the henhouse. Well, this Lola, she’s crowin’ too, and seems like folks are listenin’. Said somethin’ ’bout “whatever Lola wants,” like that old song. Guess she wants that belt somethin’ fierce.
Now, they say she’s a “rising star,” which I reckon means she’s gettin’ better and better. Kinda like my tomatoes in the garden, startin’ small and then gettin’ big and juicy. She’s been wrestlin’ since, what, 2022? That’s what I heard, anyway. And she ain’t just wrestlin’ nobodies, no sir. She’s been goin’ up against them champs, them tough gals, and holdin’ her own.
They say she’s got “athleticism” and “charisma.” Big words, them. But I get it. She’s strong, like that bull we had last summer, and she’s got that somethin’ special, that twinkle in her eye that makes people watch. You know, like them preachers on TV, they got that somethin’ that makes you listen, even if you don’t wanna. This Lola, she’s got that, seems like.
- She’s young, too. Only 25, they say. Just a baby! But strong as an ox, I bet.
- And she’s got big dreams. Wants to wrestle that Mami girl, the Women’s World Champion. Aim high, girl, that’s what I say! Just like when I tried to grow that giant watermelon. Didn’t work out, but hey, I tried!
- Folks are talkin’ ’bout her, writin’ ’bout her. She’s been seen with other wrestlers, makin’ friends and maybe makin’ enemies too. That’s how it goes, right? Just like in the hen house, always some squabblin’ goin’ on.
Heard tell she won some kinda tournament, the NXT Women’s Breakout Tournament. Sounds fancy. Guess that means she’s real good, real tough. And she’s got a shot at that championship. That’s what they all sayin’. She’s got a destiny, they say. Destiny! Big word again. But I get it. Means it’s supposed to be. Like it’s written in the stars, or somethin’.
She’s been fightin’ hard, showin’ folks what she’s made of. Even went up against a former WWE champ. Brave girl, gotta give her that. And she’s got folks supportin’ her, cheerin’ her on. Reminds me of that time we had that barn raisin’, everybody comin’ together to help out. That’s a good feelin’, havin’ folks in your corner.
So, this Lola Vice, she’s one to watch, seems like. She’s got the muscle, she’s got the talk, and she’s got the drive. And she wants that championship belt. And when a girl like that sets her mind on somethin’, well, look out. Just like when I set my mind on bakin’ that blue-ribbon apple pie, nobody could stop me. This Lola, she’s the same way, I reckon. She’s gonna go for it, and she just might get it.
In 2024, we’ll see if Lola gets what Lola wants. It will be interesting, just like waiting for the corn to grow, you plant the seed and hope for a good harvest.
Tags: [Lola Vice, NXT, WWE, Wrestling, Championship, Rising Star, Women’s Wrestling, 2024]
