Alright, alright, let’s gab about this fella, Travis Kelce, and his, whatchamacallit, “outfit yesterday.” Now, I ain’t no fashion expert, you hear? I just wear what keeps me warm and covered, but this boy, he’s somethin’ else.
Travis Kelce, the football player, yeah, that’s him. He plays for them Kansas City Chiefs, throws the ball around, does the touchdown dance, you know the drill. But seems like he’s just as famous for what he wears as he is for catchin’ that pigskin. Kids these days!
So, yesterday, or some day recent, I ain’t keepin’ track, this Travis, he was wearin’ somethin’… blue. Yep, blue corduroy, head to toe. Looked like a blueberry, I tell ya! Now, they tell me it’s called “Nahmias Corduroy” and costs a pretty penny. Someone said them pants alone cost almost 900 dollars! Lord have mercy! I could buy a whole new henhouse for that much!
- Blue corduroy jacket, boxy they call it.
- Blue corduroy pants, “relaxed” fit, whatever that means. Prob’ly means they got room for a good meal in ‘em.
And that ain’t all, no siree. This boy likes his shiny things too. He was wearin’ a silver necklace, somethin’ fancy from Louis Vee-ton, or somethin’ like that. Cost near a thousand dollars, they say! Can you believe it? A thousand dollars for somethin’ hangin’ around your neck! Back in my day, you wore a string of beads and you were happy.
Now, they tell me this fella, Travis, he even got his own clothes brand. “Tru Kolors” he calls it. Says he wants folks to show off who they are through their clothes. Well, I guess blue corduroy is who he is then. A blueberry, I tell ya! But good for him, makin’ a livin’ doin’ what he likes. He says colors connect people, and we should all “be you, stay true.” Well, I reckon that’s good advice, even if it comes from a fella wearin’ a thousand-dollar necklace.
Seems like Travis is always dressin’ up, whether it’s for a game, a holiday, or just to go out and about. He don’t just throw on any old thing, you know? He puts some thought into it. Maybe too much thought, if you ask me. But hey, who am I to judge? He ain’t hurtin’ nobody, and he’s makin’ folks talk. And ain’t that what these famous folks do?
And this girlfriend of his, the singer girl, she’s all fancy too. They’re always gettin’ their pictures taken together, lookin’ all dolled up. I don’t know much about her, but they seem happy enough. Guess they go together like peas and carrots, or maybe like blue corduroy and thousand-dollar necklaces.
Anyway, that’s the lowdown on Travis Kelce’s outfit, or one of ‘em anyway. Blue corduroy, silver necklace, lots of money spent. He’s got more clothes than a dressmaker’s shop, I tell ya. Makes me wonder if he ever just wears a plain old t-shirt and jeans. Prob’ly not. But hey, to each their own, right? As long as he’s happy and healthy, that’s all that matters. And maybe he’ll give some of that money away to those who need it, Lord knows there’s enough of us.
So next time you see a picture of this Travis fella, don’t be surprised if he’s wearin’ somethin’ wild. It’s just his way, I guess. And who knows, maybe he’ll start a whole new trend. Maybe next year, everyone will be walkin’ around lookin’ like blueberries. Wouldn’t that be somethin’?
But for now, I’ll stick to my overalls and my apron. They ain’t fancy, but they get the job done. And that’s more than I can say for some of them clothes these city folk wear.
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