Alright, let’s talk about them wwe arabic wrestlers, you know, the fellas and gals from the Middle East who get in that ring and tussle. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just a regular person who watches sometimes when I got nothin’ better to do.
First off, there’s this fella, Sami Zayn. They say he’s from Canada, but his real name, somethin’ like Rami Sebei, sounds Arabic to me. He’s a good one, that Sami. Always jumpin’ around, flyin’ off the ropes. Reminds me of them squirrels back home, always scamperin’ and causin’ a ruckus. He’s been around a long time, and people seem to like him alright. He used to have a different name, Stevie McFly, but Sami Zayn sounds fancier, I guess.
Then there’s this young man, Mansoor. He’s from Saudi Arabia, they say. That’s a place with a lot of sand, ain’t it? Like that big ol’ sandbox my grandbabies used to play in. Mansoor, he’s made a name for himself, becomin’ one of them famous Arab athletes. Good for him, I say. It ain’t easy makin’ somethin’ of yourself these days.
- And speaking of famous, did you hear about Zilla Fatu? He’s the son of that wrestler, Umaga, who ain’t with us no more. Zilla, he became a Muslim. That’s his business, I reckon. Folks gotta do what they gotta do.
- And then there’s this CM Punk fella. He ain’t Arabic, but he’s supportin’ them Palestinians, you know, the folks over there fightin’ for their rights. He’s a punk, they say, but maybe he’s a good punk, standin’ up for what he believes in. Reminds me of my old rooster, always peckin’ at the bigger hens.
- There was also that Muhammad Hassan guy, but he goes by Marc Copani now. He ain’t wrestlin’ no more, I think. Folks come and go, you know, like the seasons.
Now, let’s not forget the ladies. There’s this girl, Aliyah. She’s one of them Middle Eastern female wrestlers, breakin’ down barriers and all that. Good for her, I say. Women can do anything men can do, and sometimes, they do it better. My old mama used to say, “Never underestimate a woman with a frying pan.” Aliyah, she probably uses somethin’ a bit bigger than a frying pan in that ring though.
It ain’t always easy bein’ an Arab wrestler, or any kind of wrestler for that matter. You gotta be tough, you gotta be strong, and you gotta be willin’ to get knocked around a bit. It’s like workin’ on the farm, only with more spandex and less dirt, though sometimes they do get thrown into the dirt.
Some folks say Sami Zayn is one of the only top Middle Eastern guys they’ve seen in a while. Well, maybe they just ain’t lookin’ hard enough. There’s talent everywhere, you just gotta know where to find it. Like them wild mushrooms in the woods, you gotta know which ones are safe to eat and which ones will make you sick. I reckon these wrestlers, they’re the safe kind, even if they do beat each other up a bit.
So, that’s my take on them wwe arabic wrestlers. They’re a diverse bunch, comin’ from all over, but they all got one thing in common: they love to wrestle. And as long as they’re entertainin’ the folks, I reckon that’s all that matters.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They’re squawkin’ up a storm, and a body’s gotta eat, even if you’re just a chicken.
Tags: [Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment, Arabian Wrestlers, Middle Eastern Wrestlers, Sami Zayn, Mansoor, Aliyah, Diversity in Wrestling]
