Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this wrestling stuff, the Rock and that Cody fella. Heard they might be wrasslin’ at that big Wrestle-mania thing next year. Wrestle-mania 41, they call it. Sounds fancy, but it’s just grown men in tights, if you ask me.
Now, this Cody, he’s the champ now, they say. Undisputed champion, whatever that means. He’s a good boy, comes from a wrasslin’ family. His daddy was a wrassler too, Dusty they called him. Good man, Dusty was. This Cody, he beat that Roman fella, the one with the long hair. Took him a while, but he did it. Folks were happy, clapping and hollerin’. I was watchin’ on that TV thing, kinda noisy, but it’s somethin’ to pass the time, ya know?
And that Rock, well, he’s a big movie star now. Used to wrassle back in the day, a real tough fella. Strong as an ox, they say. He came back this year, helped that Roman fella, but Cody still won. Now, folks are talkin’ about the Rock fightin’ Cody. Big match, they say. Money maker, I reckon.
- They say the Rock promised Cody he’d be back for him. Sounds like somethin’ you’d hear down at the general store, doesn’t it? “I’ll be back for you,” he says. Like somethin’ outta them old cowboy movies.
- Some folks thinkin’ it might not be for the belt, though. Maybe just a grudge match, ya know? Like when your neighbor’s chickens get into your garden, somethin’ like that. Gotta settle it, one way or another.
- And then there’s that Randy Orton fella. They talkin’ about him turnin’ bad and fightin’ Cody too. Wrasslin’ is complicated, ain’t it? Too many fellas fightin’ each other, if you ask me.
They keep teasin’ this match, the Rock and Cody. On the TV, on the internet, everywhere you look. It’s all they talk about. WrestleMania 41, they keep sayin’. Big show, big money. I don’t know, seems like a lot of fuss for a wrasslin’ match. But folks like it, so I guess it’s alright.
They say this Wrestle-mania thing is gonna be in some big city. Don’t remember the name, too many fancy letters. But it’s gonna be big, they say. Lots of people, lots of yellin’. I might watch it, if I ain’t too busy with the chores. Got to feed the chickens, ya know. And the cows need milkin’. Wrasslin’ ain’t gonna get the work done, that’s for sure.
This Cody, he’s a good fella, like I said. Seems respectful, not like some of them other wrasslers. Always talkin’ trash and makin’ faces. Cody, he just wants to wrassle, seems like. And the Rock, well, he’s the Rock. Big movie star, big muscles. It’ll be a good match, I reckon. If it happens, that is. They like to tease things, these wrasslin’ folks. Keep you guessin’, keep you watchin’. That’s how they make their money, I guess.
So, that’s the story, as far as I can tell. The Rock and Cody, maybe fightin’ at WrestleMania. Big match, big fuss. We’ll see what happens. In the meantime, I got chickens to feed and cows to milk. Life goes on, wrasslin’ or no wrasslin’.
And let me tell ya, this whole thing reminds me of when the prize bull got loose at the county fair. Big commotion, everyone runnin’ around. That’s what this wrasslin’ stuff is like, a big commotion. But at least nobody’s gettin’ gored, far as I know. Just a bunch of grown men in tights, pretendin’ to fight. But hey, it’s entertainment, right? Keeps folks happy, keeps ’em talkin’. And that’s all that matters, I suppose.
So, we’ll wait and see what happens with this Rock and Cody. Maybe they’ll fight, maybe they won’t. Either way, life goes on. The chickens still need feedin’, the cows still need milkin’, and the sun still comes up every mornin’. That’s the real world, ya know. Not this wrasslin’ stuff. But it’s fun to watch sometimes, takes your mind off things. For a little while, anyway.
Tags: [The Rock, Cody Rhodes, Dwayne Johnson, WWE, WrestleMania 41, Wrestling]
