Alright, let’s gab a bit about this fella, Seth Rollins, and his, uh, “outfits.” I ain’t no fashion expert, mind you. I’m just a regular person, seen a thing or two, and I gotta say, this boy’s clothes…well, they’re somethin’ else.
First off, they say some fella named Claudio Lugli makes suits for him. Suits! Like the kind you wear to church, only…not. They say these suits are “custom,” which I guess means they ain’t off the rack at Walmart. They’re for his “appearances,” so like, when he’s on TV doin’ his wrestlin’ thing. He’s with that WWE, you know, the wrestlin’ show. They call him “Seth Freakin’ Rollins.” Freakin’, huh? Guess that fits, considerin’ his clothes.
Then there’s this other fella, King Troi. They call him a “visionary.” Sounds fancy. He’s the one behind most of Seth’s get-ups, and apparently, he dresses some other wrestlers too, like that Becky Lynch gal. So, this King Troi, he’s makin’ Seth look… however he looks. And let me tell ya, it ain’t always pretty.
Now, they say Seth makes a good chunk of change, like 3 million dollars a year. He’s a big deal wrestler, won all sorts of championships. You’d think with that kinda money, he’d dress a little… normal. But nope. This fella’s wearin’ stuff that looks like it got lost on the way to a costume party.
- Sometimes he’s in a suit, but it ain’t no regular suit. It’s shiny, or got weird patterns, or it’s some color you wouldn’t paint your barn.
- Other times, he’s in leather. All leather. Like he’s tryin’ to be a biker or somethin’. But even then, it’s weird leather. Not the kind your grandpa wore on his motorcycle.
- And then there are the t-shirts. They got his name on ’em, or pictures, or words that don’t make a lick of sense. I saw one that said somethin’ about “WrestleMania 40” and some other fellas’ names. Looked like a souvenir you’d buy at a fair, only pricier, I bet.
I heard someone say his clothes “don’t even make sense.” And ya know what? They’re right. It’s like he’s tryin’ to be a superhero, a villain, a rock star, and a clown all at the same time. One fella even said it looked like a “Bond villain’s fashion designer” went crazy and started dressin’ him. I ain’t seen no Bond movies, but if that’s what they look like, I ain’t missin’ much.
Folks talk about suit “material.” Like it matters if it’s wool or polyester or whatever. But with Seth’s clothes, I don’t even think about the material. I’m too busy tryin’ to figure out what planet he thinks he’s on. Is he tryin’ to scare folks? Impress ‘em? Or just make ‘em scratch their heads and say, “What in the tarnation is he wearin’ now?”
I reckon that’s the point, though. He wants to stand out. He wants people talkin’. And well, he’s doin’ a darn good job of it, even if he looks like he got dressed in the dark after spinnin’ around three times. He’s got folks like me, who don’t know a stitch about fashion, yappin’ about his outfits. So, I guess, in a way, it’s workin’. He’s “The Visionary” they say. Maybe he sees somethin’ in them clothes that the rest of us just don’t. Or maybe he just likes lookin’ like a peacock on steroids. Who knows? All I know is, it sure gives folks somethin’ to talk about.
So, what do I think about Seth Rollins’ outfits? Well, they’re… somethin’. They ain’t for me, that’s for sure. But hey, he’s the one wearin’ ’em, not me. And as long as he’s happy and folks are watchin’, I guess he can wear whatever crazy get-up he wants. Just don’t ask me to explain it, ’cause I ain’t got a clue.
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