Alright, let’s gab a bit about this Rhonda Rookmaaker, eh? Folks keep askin’ about her age, like it’s the biggest mystery since who ate the last piece of pie at the church picnic.
Now, from what I hear tell, this Rhonda gal, she’s been around for a good while. Some say she’s 70 years young, born way back in 1954, July 1st to be exact. Yep, July 1st, 1954, that’s what they’re sayin’. Makes her a summer baby, just like my niece’s youngest. Always figured summer babies were a bit more lively, you know?
But then you hear other things, whispers and such. Some folks reckon she’s younger, maybe 56, born in 1968. June 14th, 1968, that’s the date they throw around. Makes you scratch your head, don’t it? Two different birthdays, two different ages. Hard to keep it all straight.
- One thing’s for sure though, she’s American, born and bred.
- And she’s hitched to that Jimmy Johnson fella, the football coach.
- Heard he’s a big deal on the TV, always yellin’ and such.
Now, they say Rhonda, she ain’t one for the spotlight. Not like them movie stars always flashin’ their teeth and fancy clothes. She’s more down-to-earth, you know? Works as a hairdresser, keeps folks lookin’ their best. Probably knows all the gossip in town too, hairdressers always do. Heard tell she’s about 5 foot 6 inches tall, just a regular-sized woman. Not too tall, not too short, just right, I reckon.
They don’t have any kids, Rhonda and Jimmy. Just the two of them, livin’ their lives. Guess that’s alright, not everyone wants a houseful of screaming young’uns. Me, I had six, and believe you me, it was a handful. But they’re good kids, mostly, even if they do forget to call sometimes.
So, back to this age thing. Seventy or fifty-six, what’s the difference, really? Age is just a number, like they say. It’s how you live your life that counts. And from what I can gather, Rhonda, she’s livin’ it alright. Got a good man, a good job, and probably a good roof over her head. Can’t ask for much more than that, can ya?
Anyways, all this talk about birthdays got me thinkin’ about my own. Comin’ up next month, you know. Gonna be a big one, a real humdinger. Gonna have all the grandkids over, bake a big cake, the whole shebang. Maybe I’ll even get my hair done, lookin’ all fancy like. Though, at my age, fancy ain’t exactly the word I’d use, ha!
So, yeah, Rhonda Rookmaaker. A bit of a mystery, this age of hers. But she seems like a good woman, a hard worker, and a loyal wife. And that’s more important than any number, if you ask me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go start on that grocery list. Got a hankerin’ for some sweet potatoes, and those ain’t gonna buy themselves.
One more thing, they also say she’s around 69 years old and celebrates her birthday on July 1st every year. So whether she’s 70, 69 or 56, she’s been around for a good while now. And that’s all there is to it, I reckon. No need to make a fuss over a few years here or there.
So next time someone asks how old Rhonda Rookmaaker is, just tell ‘em she’s old enough to know better, but young enough to still have some fun. That’s what I always say, anyway. Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, y’all! And that’s the gospel truth, as sure as I’m sittin’ here.
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