Alright, let’s talk about this Canelo fella and who he’s gonna be punchin’ in September 2024. You know, that boxing guy, the one with the red hair? Always see him on the TV, makin’ a fuss.
So, I heard on the radio, the fella was sayin’ somethin’ about Canelo fightin’ this Berlanga fella in September. September 14th, they said, in that big arena in Vegas. You know, the one with all the lights? Vegas, that’s where all the fancy fightin’ happens.
They was sayin’ Canelo, he beat Berlanga. Unanimous decision, whatever that means. Sounded like he whooped him good, though. I reckon Canelo’s pretty tough, always winnin’ and such. They keep talkin’ about this bein’ a big deal fight, somethin’ about Mexico and Puerto Rico. Guess those are two places with lots of fightin’ fellas. Always bickerin’, those countries, just like my grandkids.
This Berlanga, I ain’t never heard of him before. But they said he was undefeated before Canelo got to him. Guess Canelo showed him who’s boss. Happens all the time, young fellas thinkin’ they’re tough, then they meet someone tougher. Reminds me of that rooster we had, strutting around like he owned the place, then the neighbor’s dog got him.
Now, they talkin’ about Canelo keepin’ his titles. WBO, WBC, somethin’ like that. Lots of letters, these boxing fellas, always gotta have their fancy letters. But it means he’s the best, I guess. The champ, like they say.
- Canelo’s fight was in Vegas
- He won by decision
- Berlanga was undefeated before
- Canelo kept his titles
And there’s this other fella, this Paul fella, wantin’ to fight Canelo too. Heard he fought that old Tyson fella recently. Tyson, now he’s a name I know. Used to watch him back in the day, bite that fella’s ear off. Crazy times, those were.
But Canelo, he said he ain’t fightin’ this Paul fella. Said it’s bad for boxin’. I reckon he’s right. This Paul fella, he’s more of a showman, not a real fighter like Canelo. Always makin’ noise, just like that rooster we had. You know, always crowing, but couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Canelo, he’s serious business.
So, September 2024, it sounds like Canelo already fought Berlanga and won. Beat him good, they say. Kept his titles. And this Paul fella, he’s just gonna have to keep yap’n, cause Canelo ain’t gonna bother with him. That’s what I make of it, anyway. These boxing fellas, always somethin’ goin’ on. Makes for good watchin’ though, I gotta say. Especially when they knock each other silly.
Anyways, that’s the story as I heard it. Canelo, September, Vegas, Berlanga gettin’ whooped. Paul yap’n, Canelo ignorin’ him. Same old story, just different names and faces. Like them soap operas my daughter watches, always the same drama, just different folks causin’ it. But hey, keeps things interesting, right?
So, keep your eyes peeled, I guess. September’s comin’ up again soon, and who knows what them crazy boxing fellas will be up to then? Maybe Canelo will fight someone else, maybe that Paul fella will finally shut his trap. Only time will tell, like they say.
And that’s all I know about that. Don’t ask me no more, my head’s already spinnin’ from all this fight talk. Time for some tea and a good sit down. This old lady’s tired.
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