Alright, let’s talk about this Volcano Manor place. Folks keep jabberin’ ’bout some door bein’ shut tight, like a stubborn mule’s mouth. Drives ’em crazy, I tell ya. Now, I ain’t never been there myself, but I hear things, ya know? People gossipin’ like hens in a henhouse.
So, from what I gather, this Volcano Manor, it ain’t easy to get to. Sounds like a long and winding road, the kind that makes your bones ache. But folks are determined, they wanna see what’s behind that closed door. They say there’s this gal, Rya, standin’ in some kinda stone thingy…a gazebo, they call it. She’s the one who sorta helps ya get there, I reckon.
Now, about that door… seems like there’s more than one pesky door givin’ folks trouble. One of ’em, they say, is near some drawin’ rooms. Folks finish up all their business at the Manor, thinkin’ they’ve seen it all, and then bam! This door, it just sits there, laughin’ at ’em, not budgin’ an inch. It’s enough to make a body spit nails.
And get this, some folks even get snatched up by some contraption, a “Virgin Abductor” they call it, and end up at this Manor whether they like it or not. Sounds like a wild ride, but then they’re stuck too, starin’ at that darn door. They say if you’re lucky enough to grab somethin’ shiny off the floor before gettin’ snatched, it might help ya escape later. A “longtail cat talisman,” whatever that is. Sounds like somethin’ a cat would cough up.
- First off, there’s the one everyone talks about, the one that just plain won’t open, no matter what you do.
- Then there’s another one, near a fella named Patches. Some folks get that one open, some don’t. It’s a whole mess.
- And get this, there’s another door, near where this Rya gal hangs out. You can see a “Site of Grace” behind it, but ya can’t get to it from that side. Gotta go the long way around, crouchin’ and sneakin’ down a hill. Makes ya wonder who built these places, always makin’ things so complicated.
Seems like the only way to get around some parts of this Manor is by crawlin’ around like a critter. Down hills, across bridges… sounds like a good way to get your britches dirty, if you ask me. And then there’s talk about a lower half of the Manor. Like it wasn’t big enough already!
This whole Volcano Manor thing, it’s a puzzle wrapped in a riddle, tied up with a stubborn knot. Folks keep tryin’ to figure it out, searchin’ every nook and cranny, hopin’ to find a way past that closed door. Some say it’s a bug, a mistake in the game. Others say it’s intentional, a way to keep folks guessin’. Me? I just think whoever built that place was a bit touched in the head.
So, what’s the big deal about this door anyway? Why are folks so obsessed with it? Well, from what I hear, they think there’s somethin’ important behind it. Treasure, maybe, or a secret passage. Or maybe it’s just curiosity, that itch to know what you’re missin’. Humans are funny that way, always wantin’ what they can’t have.
Now, I’ve heard some folks say it ain’t even supposed to open. That it’s just there to mess with ya. And that maybe, just maybe, the real problem ain’t the door, but our own darn memories. We forget things, ya know? Maybe we already found what’s behind that door, and just don’t remember it. Elden Ring, they call it? Sounds like a recipe for a headache to me.
So, if you’re one of them folks stuck at Volcano Manor, scratchin’ your head over that closed door, well, you ain’t alone. Seems like a whole bunch of folks are in the same boat. Maybe someone will figure it out someday, or maybe that door will stay shut forever, a mystery for the ages. Either way, it sure gives folks somethin’ to talk about, don’t it? And that, I reckon, is entertainment enough for some.
Tags: [Volcano Manor, Door Is Blocked, Elden Ring, Closed Door, Rya, Patches, Virgin Abductor, Talisman, Site of Grace, Lower Level]
