Alright, alright, let’s talk about this girl, uh… Naomi, yeah, that’s her name. Folks keep jabberin’ ’bout her, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, you know? Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just say it like I see it.
So, this Naomi, she’s a wrassler, you know, one of them WWE folks. Big and strong, jumps around and throws folks down. Heard she got herself in a bit of a pickle with that walkout thing. Yeah, she and that other girl, Sasha somethin’-somethin’, they just up and left. Caused a whole heap of trouble, they did. Folks was sayin’ they was mad about somethin’ with their matches, didn’t like what they was told to do, I reckon. Humph, back in my day, you did what you was told, no fussin’!
But then she came back, this Naomi. Folks was surprised, thought she was gone for good. But nope, there she was, back in the ring, fightin’ and flippin’ and whatnot.
- Some folks say she ain’t as good as she used to be.
- Say she “lost a step,” whatever that means.
- Maybe she’s just gettin’ old, like the rest of us, huh?
Can’t be jumpin’ around forever, that’s for sure.
Now, they got her fightin’ with other girls, that Nia Jax, big ol’ gal, and that Tiffanny Stratton. Heard they was on the same side for a bit, but who knows how long that’ll last. Them wrasslers, they change sides faster than a chicken changes its mind. One minute they’re friends, next minute they’re smackin’ each other around. It’s all a show, I tell ya, but it’s a good show, gotta admit.
They say Naomi, she won some belts, championships they call ’em. One all by herself, and another one with that Sasha girl. Guess she’s pretty good, then. But I heard that Sasha girl ain’t around no more. Left for good this time, somethin’ about money, they say. Wanted more money, just like everyone else in this world, eh? Greedy folks, all of ’em.
Naomi, she’s married to one of them Uso boys, Jimmy Uso. He’s a wrassler too. Poor fella broke his toe, they say, fightin’ in one of them War Games matches. Ouch! That gotta hurt somethin’ fierce. Don’t have no kids of their own, them two, but Naomi, she’s a good stepmama to Jimmy’s young’uns from before. That’s nice, I guess. Family’s important, you know?
They say Naomi makes a good bit of money, wrestlin’. Hundred and thirty thousand dollars a year, somethin’ like that. And she’s worth a whole million and a half! Land sakes, that’s a lot of money! More than I ever seen in my whole life, that’s for sure. Guess all that smackin’ and flippin’ pays off, huh? But she works hard for it, I reckon. Can’t be easy, gettin’ thrown around like a rag doll all the time.
So, yeah, that’s the story on this Naomi girl, as best as I can tell it. She’s a wrassler, she walked out, she came back, she wins belts, she’s married to an Uso, and she makes a whole heap of money. Seems like she’s doin’ alright for herself. But who knows what tomorrow will bring? Life’s full of surprises, especially in that wrasslin’ world. One minute you’re on top, the next you’re…well, you know. It’s a crazy business, that’s for sure.
And folks keep talkin’ about some match where either Naomi or this Bayley girl was gonna be gone for good if they lost. But then things changed. They always changin’ things up, them wrasslers. Keeps folks guessin’, I suppose. Like I said, it’s a show, and a good one at that.
Anyway, that’s all I got to say about it. Don’t go expectin’ me to explain no more of that wrasslin’ stuff. It’s too much for my old brain. But if you wanna know somethin’ about Naomi, well, there you have it. She’s a wrassler, she’s tough, she’s made a name for herself, and she’s got a whole lot more money than I do! Good for her, I say. Good for her.
Tags: [WWE, Naomi, Jimmy Uso, Sasha Banks, Bayley, Nia Jax, Tiffanny Stratton, SmackDown, Wrestling, Women’s Wrestling, Championship]
