Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about this here “town hall 9 army” thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but a way to whoop some butt in that there Clash of Clans game my grandson’s always playin’. He tells me all about it, so I reckon I can tell you a thing or two.
Now, from what I gather, this town hall 9, that’s like your main house, right? And you gotta have a good army to protect it and go mess with other folks’ houses. That’s just common sense, like lockin’ your door at night.
First thing’s first, you need some tough guys up front. These Go-whatchamacallits, the Golems, they’re like big ol’ rocks. They take a beatin’ so your other fellas can do their job. My grandson says you gotta spread ’em out a bit, don’t bunch ’em up like sheep, or they’ll all get blown to kingdom come by them cannons and whatnot.
Then you got them Wizards. Now, them fellas are like little firecrackers, zappin’ and boomin’ all over the place. They gotta clear out the sides, you know, the little buildings and stuff, so your main hitters can get through. My grandson always says, “Clear the trash, Grandma, clear the trash!” Sounds about right to me.
Next up, you gotta decide how you wanna finish the job. There’s a couple of ways to skin this cat, as they say. One way is with them Hog Riders. They’re like wild boars on two legs, jumpin’ over walls and smashin’ everything in sight. They’re fast and mean, but they ain’t too tough, so you gotta make sure them Golems are doin’ their job and takin’ the hits.
- GoHo, that’s what they call it, Golems and Hog Riders. Sounds like a hootenanny, don’t it? But it’s serious business, I tell ya. You send in the Golems, then the Wizards to clear a path, and then them Hog Riders come in like a swarm of locusts. Wipes the place clean, if you do it right.
- Then there’s this other thing, GoWiPe. Golems, Wizards, and them Pekka fellas. Pekkas are like big, armored knights with swords. They hit hard, real hard, but they’re slow, so you gotta make sure they don’t get bogged down. This is good for them tough bases, the ones with lots of walls and defenses.
Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you, but my grandson says town hall 9 is the best. Says there’s lots of different ways to attack, keeps things interesting. He’s always tryin’ new things, mixin’ and matchin’ troops, seein’ what works best. That’s the key, I reckon, experimentin’ and findin’ what suits you.
So, to sum it up, you need tough guys up front, like them Golems, to take the hits. You need some zappers, like them Wizards, to clear the way. And then you need some hard hitters, like Hog Riders or Pekkas, to finish the job. And don’t forget to spread ’em out, don’t bunch ’em up like a bunch of chickens in a coop!
And most importantly, have fun with it. It’s just a game, after all. My grandson gets all worked up sometimes when he loses, but I tell him, “It ain’t the end of the world, son. Just try somethin’ different next time.” That’s what life’s all about, ain’t it? Tryin’ different things and learnin’ as you go.
This town hall 9 army stuff ain’t so complicated after all. Just like bakin’ a good pie, you gotta have the right ingredients and you gotta put ’em together in the right way. And if it don’t work out the first time, well, you just try again. That’s the country way, and it works just as good in this here Clash of Clans game as it does in real life.
So go on, git out there and whoop some butt! But remember what I told ya, and you’ll be alright.
Tags: [Town Hall 9, Clash of Clans, Army, GoHo, GoWiPe, Golem, Wizard, Pekka, Hog Rider, Strategy]
