Alright, let’s talk about this Kayla Harrison wedding thing. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just gonna tell it like it is, you know? Like how we gossip over the fence about whose chickens ain’t layin’ and whose boy ran off with the neighbor’s girl. This here’s just like that, but with more fancy dresses and stuff.
So, this Kayla girl, she’s a fighter, I heard. Tough as nails, they say. But even tough gals wanna get hitched, ain’t that right? Wedding, that’s a big deal, no matter if you’re punchin’ faces or milkin’ cows. Everybody wants a little lovey-dovey in their life.
Now, from what I gather, this Kayla Harrison wedding wasn’t just some quickie down at the courthouse. They had themselves a real shindig, maybe even two! First, they done got hitched quiet-like in California, just the two of ‘em, I reckon. A civil ceremony, they call it. Probably saved some money that way, smart folks.
But then, they had another one, a big party for all their friends and family. That’s where the real fun happens, right? Eating, dancing, the whole shebang. They had this fancy food, somethin’ called Blackbelly Catering. Sounded expensive. And they danced under the stars, like in them movies. I tell ya, these city folks, they sure know how to throw a party.
- Good food? Check.
- Dancing? Check.
- Fancy dresses? Double check.
But it weren’t all smooth sailin’, seems like. They had to change their plans a few times, what with the “pandemic” and all. Heard that word a lot on the TV, messed up a lot of folks’ plans, not just this Kayla Harrison and her fella. But they stuck it out, them two. That’s what love does, I guess. Makes you wanna jump through hoops, even if them hoops are covered in hand sanitizer.
And get this, they even got a wedding film made. Can you believe it? A whole movie about their weddin’! Folks these days, they film everything. Back in my day, we just had a few blurry pictures and a whole lotta memories. But hey, times change, I guess. And these youngsters, they wanna remember every little detail, every kiss, every tear, every bite of that fancy Blackbelly food.
I saw some pictures online, too. Don’t ask me how, my grandkid showed me. Kayla looked real purdy in her white dress, and her fella, Harrison, I think his name is, he looked right pleased as punch. They looked happy, and that’s what matters, ain’t it? Wedding day is supposed to be a happy day, a day you remember forever. Even if you gotta change your plans a few times, even if the world’s gone crazy.
They even had some kinda special website, where you could find out where they was registered for gifts and all. “The Knot,” they called it. Sounds fancy, huh? Like something you’d use to tie up a horse, but I guess it’s for city folks tying the knot, get it? Witty them city slickers. They had discounts and codes and all sorts of stuff. 40% off invitations, can ya believe it? Back in my day we just told folks to show up, and they did. But I guess everything’s gotta be a sale these days.
And speaking of this Kayla girl bein’ a fighter, she apparently fought some other gal named Larissa Pacheco. Lost that fight, I heard. But hey, you win some, you lose some. That’s life, ain’t it? Just like sometimes the chickens lay good, and sometimes they don’t. You can’t win ’em all. But gettin’ married, that’s a win in my book. Findin’ someone to share your life with, that’s somethin’ special. Even if you gotta fight for it sometimes, in the ring or out.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this Kayla Harrison wedding. Sounded like a real nice affair, despite all the craziness in the world. Good food, good music, good company, and two people in love. That’s all that matters in the end, ain’t it? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
Tags: [Kayla Harrison, Wedding, Civil Ceremony, The Knot, Blackbelly Catering, Wedding Film, Larissa Pacheco]
