Alright, let’s talk about this Jamahal fella and his, you know, them… whatchamacallits… tattoos! Yeah, tattoos. That’s the word. Now, I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I seen a thing or two, and I got eyes, don’t I?
Jamahal Hill and His Skin Pictures
So, this Jamahal Hill guy, they tell me he’s a big shot fighter. A champion, they say. UFC, whatever that means. He punches people, I guess. But what got folks talkin’ ain’t his punchin’, it’s the pictures he got all over himself. Tattoos, they call ’em. Like drawin’ on yourself with a needle, can you believe it?
- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Now, some of these tattoos, they ain’t half bad. Like that one on his chest, they say it reads “Northside’s” in fancy writin’. Reminds him of where he growed up, I hear. Sounds like a rough place, that Northside. Probably got lots of chickens and maybe a grumpy ol’ rooster like my Bessy. Anyway, that tattoo, it’s alright. Simple, clean. Nothin’ too crazy.
But then… Lord have mercy… then there’s the other ones. Folks online, they ain’t too happy ’bout ’em. Seen some pictures, and I gotta say, they got a point. One fella even said Jamahal got the “worst tat for sure”. Now, I ain’t gonna be that mean, but let’s just say it ain’t my cup of tea. Looks like a whole lotta squiggles and lines, all tangled up like a ball of yarn my cat got a hold of.
Where He Got ‘Em Done
They tell me there’s this place in Baltimore, a “private tattoo studio” they call it. Chapterhouse, that’s the name. Fancy, huh? Probably got them city folks linin’ up outta the door to get themselves marked up. Maybe Jamahal got some of his work done there, maybe not. Don’t really matter, I guess. A tattoo’s a tattoo, no matter where you get it.
And then there’s this fella, Charles Oliveira, down in Brazil somewhere. They say he’s a real artist with them needles. Does all sorts of fancy letterin’ and whatnot. But I don’t think he did Jamahal’s work. Jamahal’s tattoos… well, they ain’t exactly what I’d call “fancy”.
UFC 300 and That Tattoo Talk
Now, they say Jamahal’s gonna fight again. UFC 300, big deal, I guess. Fighting some fella named Alex Pereira. But you know what folks are talkin’ ’bout? Not the fightin’, no sir. They talkin’ ’bout them tattoos! Seems like those skin pictures got more attention than his punchin’ skills. Ain’t that somethin’?
My Two Cents on the Matter
Look, I ain’t got nothin’ against tattoos, I guess. People wanna draw on themselves, that’s their business. But me? I’d rather spend my money on a good feed for my chickens. Or maybe a new hat to keep the sun outta my eyes. Tattoos… they just seem like a waste of good money, if you ask me. And some of them, well, they just plain ugly. Like a cow pie on a Sunday mornin’. But hey, that’s just my opinion. Jamahal, he can do what he wants. It’s his skin, ain’t it?
But here’s the thing, and listen close, ’cause this is important: whether you’re punchin’ folks in a ring or plantin’ corn in a field, it’s what’s inside that counts. A good heart and a strong spirit, that’s what matters. Not some fancy pictures on your skin. You hear me? Now, go on, git outta here and let me get back to feedin’ my chickens.
So, this Jamahal Hill, he’s got tattoos. Some folks like ’em, some folks don’t. That’s life, ain’t it? Can’t please everyone, no matter how hard you try. And that’s about all I gotta say on the matter. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go chase that Bessy rooster outta my garden. That bird’s got a mind of his own, I tell ya. Just like some folks and their tattoos.
Tags: Jamahal Hill, tattoos, UFC, UFC 300, Alex Pereira, Chapterhouse Tattoo, Charles Oliveira, Baltimore, Brazil, Northside, fighter, ink, body art
