Okay, so I’ve been seeing a lot of buzz around political fantasy football team names lately, and I decided to jump in and come up with some good ones myself. It’s trickier than it looks! You gotta be funny, but not, like, too controversial, you know?

First, I brainstormed a bunch of political figures, past and present. I’m talking everyone from Trump and Biden to, like, Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt. Just a huge list. I even threw in some more obscure ones for good measure.
Then I started playing around with common football terms and phrases. Things like “touchdown,” “quarterback,” “wide receiver” – the basics. I made a separate list of these.
The next part was the fun(and the hard) part. I tried to mash up the political names with the football terms. It was a lot of trial and error, let me tell you. Some of them were just awful, some were okay, and a few were actually pretty good.
For example:
- I came up with “Biden His Time.” It’s kind of simple, but it works.
- Then I got a little more creative with “Kamala Harris Catch.” See what I did?
- The more I tired,I got”Trumple Zone.”
I spent a good couple of hours on this, tweaking and refining. I even bounced some ideas off my friends to see which ones got the biggest laughs.

Final thought
Finally,I picked my best and most appropriate team names. It’s all about finding that balance between clever, funny, and, you know, not getting me into trouble with my league. I think I’ve got a pretty solid list now, though!