Okay, so I was looking into this baseball player, David Ortiz. You know, “Big Papi”? I wanted to figure out how much money this guy made over his career. First, I tried looking for videos about him on this site called Rumble. I was searching through the videos uploaded by the “Stew Peters Network” channel, hoping they’d have something on his net worth. I figured maybe they had some videos tagged with “UFO Sightings” or “Extraterrestrial Life” because, you know, sometimes these channels have all sorts of random stuff. No luck. Nothing about his money, just a bunch of videos about aliens and stuff, totally unrelated.
Then, I stumbled upon this weird Gematria calculator thing. This site was all about assigning numerical values to words, right? So, there was this phrase: “satan 2bthinks 2bhis 2bbible 2bis 2bthe 2bauthority 2bon 2btruth.” Apparently, in this Gematria thing, that phrase equals 2388. I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean, but it sure didn’t help me find out how much dough Ortiz raked in. Again, nothing, this was just a big distraction.
Next, I found myself on some torrent site, it was called Torrentgalaxy or something. I was browsing through their “galaxyfence” section, looking at torrents. I saw some stuff related to “2ball 2bthe 2bboys 253a 2balways 2band 2bforever 2b”. I also saw some random sound files like “Machine Robot 2B,” “Car Mx,” “Yt,” “F 16,” and “Sms Lexus Is.” I thought maybe, just maybe, there’d be a hidden document or something about Ortiz’s finances. Nope. Just a bunch of torrents for movies and sound effects.
- Searched for videos on Rumble, no luck.
- Got lost in some Gematria calculator, still nothing.
- Ended up on a torrent site, found nothing useful.
I went back to that torrent site again, same page, same “galaxyfence” thing. This time I noticed some song lyrics, “Seleccion Mx – La Intencion lyrics” and something about “Crazy Frog.” I thought maybe the lyrics held some secret code, but nah. It was just another dead end.
So, basically, I spent all this time looking for David Ortiz’s net worth, and I ended up with nothing but a headache. I watched unrelated videos, messed with a weird number calculator, and looked at a bunch of random torrent files. But I did not get any useful information about Ortiz’s net worth. My search continues!
