That Ripley, she’s a tough one, ain’t she? I seen her on that WWE thing on the TV. She’s a big girl, strong as an ox. Reminds me of my Bessie back in her prime, before she got the rheumatism. She could lift a whole sack of potatoes, Bessie could.
This Ripley, she wrestles, throws them other girls around like they’re rag dolls. I don’t know all the rules, but she sure knows how to win. She’s got that mean look in her eye, like she’s ready to fight a bear.
She’s a Champion, That Ripley
Heard someone say she was a champion. Women’s World Champion, I think they said. That’s a big deal, ain’t it? Must be. They give her that big shiny belt, and she carries it around like she owns the place. Good for her, I say. She earned it.
She was hurt for a bit, that Ripley. Didn’t see her on the TV for a while. Heard she got hurt bad, some folks were saying. But she came back, stronger than ever. Just like my Bessie, that cow. Got kicked by a mule once, right in the leg. Thought she was done for. But she healed up, and went right back to work. Tough as nails, both of ’em, Ripley and my Bessie.
That Liv Morgan, She’s Got Guts
- There’s another one, Liv Morgan.
- She’s smaller than Ripley, but she’s got guts.
- I seen her fight Ripley a few times.
- She don’t always win, but she gives it her all.
- I like that Liv Morgan. She’s a fighter.
They say Liv Morgan and Ripley are gonna fight again. At something called Bad Blood. Sounds serious, don’t it? I bet it’ll be a good one. Ripley’s strong, but Liv Morgan, she’s got that fire in her. She might surprise everyone. Wouldn’t that be something? I’d like to see that.
Wrestling’s Changed a Lot
Wrestling ain’t like it used to be. Back in my day, it was all big men with mustaches. Now it’s these girls, strong as the men. And they got all these fancy moves, flipping around and such. It’s a sight to see, I tell ya.
This Ripley, she’s got all them tattoos. Don’t understand that, myself. Why would you want to mark yourself up like that? But I guess it’s what the young folks do these days. She’s got that dark hair, and that dark makeup. Makes her look even meaner.
She’s a Star, That Ripley
They say this Ripley is a big star. On Netflix now, too. WWE is on Netflix? Everything’s on Netflix these days, ain’t it? Well, good for her. She’s making something of herself. Working hard, getting famous. That’s the way to do it. My old man, rest his soul, always said, “Hard work pays off.” And he was right.
I hope Ripley Keeps Winning
That Ripley, she sure is something. I’ll be watching to see if she wins that fight against Liv Morgan at Bad Blood. I think she will. She’s just too strong. But you never know. That’s what makes it exciting, ain’t it? Not knowing what’s gonna happen.
- I like watching that WWE.
- It’s better than them soap operas.
- More action.
- And that Ripley, she’s my favorite.
- She’s a winner.
She’s a good wrestler, that Ripley. One of the best they got, I reckon. And she’s gonna be around for a long time, I bet. You just wait and see. That girl’s going places. She’s gonna be a legend, that Ripley. Just like my Bessie was a legend in her own way. Best darn milk cow in the county, she was. They don’t make ’em like that anymore. Not the cows, and not the wrestlers. This Ripley, she’s one of a kind. I’m glad to see that the WWE has someone as good as Ripley. This Bad Blood match between her and Liv Morgan will be a sight to see. I really hope this injury does not set her back. Maybe she will make the Raw, even if she is hurt.
