You wanna know about that Jade thing, huh? That Honkai Star Rail thing? I heard the young folks talking ’bout it. This old lady gonna tell ya what I know. That Jade, she’s a big deal, I reckon. Some kinda fighter, Quantum, they say. Fancy word for somethin’ I don’t rightly understand.
They say this Jade banner thing, it comes and goes. Like the moon, you know? Comes out in July, somethin’ like that. July 10th, and gone by the 30th. Gotta catch it while you can, I guess. Like when them wild berries are ripe, gotta get ’em ‘fore the birds do. They say she’s the second big shot Quantum 5-star, after that Seele one. She must be somethin’ special, huh? This Jade is a big deal in that game, somethin’ called Pure Fiction. That’s what the kids say, anyway.
Now, if you want this Jade to be strong, like a good ox, you gotta get her some good stuff. They call it Light Cones and Relics. Don’t ask me what those are. Sounds like somethin’ you’d see in the sky. Maybe like them shooting stars. And Ornament sets, too. Like prettying up a pig for the county fair, I suppose. Gotta have the right combination, they say, or she won’t be worth a lick.
This Jade, she’s good for somethin’ they call a “hypercarry” team. Whatever that means. You put her with that Bronya or Sparkle. That’s what I heard, anyhow. I don’t play these games, you see. My eyes ain’t what they used to be. But the young’uns, they sure do love it. They say it’s important to get these, uh, “Oneiric Shards” if you wanna be good at this Honkai Star Rail. Sounds like a whole lotta nonsense to me, but what do I know?
If you gonna get that Jade Honkai banner, best know what you’re doin’. Otherwise, you’ll be throwin’ your money away like feedin’ corn to a goose. Ain’t no point in that, is there? You need to learn ’bout them 4 stars. Them are like, the sidekicks, I guess? You gotta get the good ones if you want your Jade to shine bright.
Some folks are saying you should get this Jade if you need a strong Pure Fiction character. Heard some fellas talking about, she’s great. She’s good for, uh, Free-to-play people, I think. I heard some young fella say, “Welcome madam Jade to our world”. That’s what he said, clear as day. He also said something about, grabbing Jade, if you have limited five-star sustains.
Here’s what I think is important:
- Jade banner comes and goes. July 10th to July 30th, they say.
- She’s a Quantum somethin’, good for Pure Fiction.
- You need Light Cones, Relics, and Ornament sets to make her strong.
- Put her with Bronya or Sparkle for that “hypercarry” thing.
- Gotta get them 4 stars right, too.
- Only get her if you need a strong Pure Fiction character, that’s what they said.
This whole Honkai Star Rail thing, it’s a mystery to me. But that Jade, she seems like a big deal. If you’re gonna play that game, might as well do it right. Get her the best stuff, those Light Cones and Relics and what not. And don’t forget about them 4 stars on the Jade banner. They’re important, too, I reckon.
That’s all this old lady knows about that Jade Honkai banner. It’s all a bit much for me, but maybe you young’uns will understand it. Just remember what I said, and you’ll be alright. Go get ’em, tiger. Make that Jade the best darn fighter there is. Or somethin’ like that. Just don’t go wastin’ your time and money on somethin’ you don’t need. Be smart about it, like a fox in a henhouse. A smart fox, that is.
Now, I gotta go. Got chores to do. These chickens ain’t gonna feed themselves, you know. And I heard some fella say “Yes” when I asked if that Jade is any good. So, I reckon she is. That’s all I got for ya. Hope it helps you with that game. This Jade banner seems important, so don’t mess it up!
