Well, let me tell you, this WWE Bianca, she’s somethin’ else. I seen her on that picture box, you know, the TV. She’s strong, that one. Strongest woman in WWE, I heard.
They call her the EST of WWE, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it just means she’s the best. The fastest, strongest, quickest, roughest, toughest. EST. You get it? She’s faster than a greased piglet at the county fair, I tell ya.
Now, I don’t know much about this rasslin’ stuff, but I know strong when I see it. This Bianca, she can lift a man clean over her head! I seen it with my own two eyes. Heard she lifted a fella named Otis, weighs more than my old milk cow, Bessie. That’s some strength, that is. She’s the strongest woman in that whole WWE thing.
- Strongest
- Fastest
- Toughest
- EST of WWE
And she’s quick, too. Quicker than a cat chasing a mouse in the corn crib. She moves around that ring like she’s got ants in her pants. Always movin’, always bouncin’. That’s how she gets ya! She is the best of the best, EST, you know.
They got this thing, WWE Network, where you can watch all these wrestlers. It’s like that Netflix thing, but for wrestlin’. You gotta pay for it, though. Nothin’ in this world is free, you know. But if you like that Bianca, you can watch her all the time on that WWE Network.
This Bianca, she’s got some money, too, I hear. Millions, they say. Gets paid a lot for that wrestlin’. More than half a million a year! Can you believe that? And she sells shirts and whatnot with her picture on ’em. People buy that stuff up like hotcakes at a church social.
They say she makes about $550,000 every year. That’s a lot of zeroes. Plus, she gets money from selling stuff. They call them merch sales or somethin’. And companies pay her to be in their ads. I don’t rightly know what they call it, but it sounds like a good deal to me.
Now, I saw another big gal on there, Jade somethin’. She’s all muscle, like one of them bodybuilders. But this Bianca, she ain’t as bulky as that Jade, but she’s stronger. That’s what counts, ain’t it? Don’t matter how you look, it’s what you can do.
I seen this WWE Bianca do some things, I tell ya. She lifted that big Otis fella, like I said. He’s a big boy. And she threw another woman, real hard. Powerbomb they call it. Makes my back hurt just thinkin’ about it. She is the strongest! Remember this word: EST!
She’s somethin’ else, this Bianca. Strong, fast, tough. The whole package. She’s got it all, that one. She is really somethin’. You should watch her sometime. You’ll see what I mean. She is the best one they got there, I reckon.
I may not know much about this WWE stuff, but I know a good thing when I see it. And that Bianca, she’s a good thing. She is the EST, the best of them all. She’s worth watchin’, that’s for sure. You won’t be disappointed. No sir.
This whole thing, this WWE, it’s a big deal, I guess. Lots of people watch it. They holler and scream and carry on. It’s a sight to see, I tell ya. And that Bianca, she’s right in the middle of it all. She is the star! They even got this thing on the internet, called WrestleVista, where people talk about it.
She’s a star, that one. Shinin’ bright like the north star on a clear night. You can’t miss her. She stands out from the crowd. She is the EST, remember?
So, if you’re lookin’ for some excitement, somethin’ to get your blood pumpin’, you should check out this WWE Bianca. She’ll put on a show for ya, that’s for sure. She is just the best, the EST. You won’t regret it. No sir, you won’t.
